Martian Haney

Glonky

[Martian Haney @MartinHaney]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Spearmint Titty

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@Fallout Bingo bango Bongo! https://t.co/5wjP6eDM0X

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@RealBobMortimer ♪ les grands garçons sont dans les boucherie ♪ The big boys, are in the butchers! Hi Bob!

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Don't forget https://t.co/jAp0hJoX6H

[Martian Haney @MartinHaney]

I am nearer death today!

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@elonmusk Dude, Land one with a pizza outside mine. Until then... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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This applies more to Catholics, sorry. not sorry

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I don't get religion. Christians? So you're getting infinite after-life pleasures as long as you secretly talk the drama to another dude in a box?

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@erinplays87 I like you like pain like Nintendo dishes it out. A bit and fuck you. x

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@erinplays87 IDGAF as long is that smile is involved

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Anybody else have sneeze Tourette's? My outbursts sound like i'm shouting "Witch!"

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It is now. With that oldest school reference #badlittlekiddies

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This is no laughing matter... almost 30 years later. Stay safe💚🙏🏾

[Martian Haney @MartinHaney]

@WSJ So how long until we have a 'ghost in the machine'

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.@BillGates So how long until we have a 'ghost in the machine'

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@kegster12002 Happy birthday! im 39.9 yrs old and 47yr old hangovers must suuuuck. Drink some liquids. Vodka is a liquid

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@RealBobMortimer
I'm about to be old. 40. You're my favourite person #shoebuffonmarineway

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@david8hughes they should invent longer feet gloves for my hands

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@redders61024 @GrumpySkeletor And wipes I hope with that pubic ponytail

[Martian Haney @MartinHaney]

@david8hughes I have fantastic news for you! Seriously though, I had a pair of rainbow finger socks that made me happy when I put them on

[Martian Haney @MartinHaney]

@david8hughes *Cries with moon shares*