Mern Lathrop

Incredibly handsome, extremely funny, award winning lover and I'm also quite humble

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

Freddie Mercury is just the white Richard Pryor #protectingthekids

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

@The_Coalish shows always get weird guys

[Iowa Comedy @IA_Comedy]

.@The_Coalish will be at the Moose Lodge in Iowa Falls this Saturday night at 8:00. @MitchBanks @MartinLathrop @SardineJeans & @franieldana

[Penguins Comedy Club @PenguinsComedy]

Oh man it is almost time. So exciting! Come check out the SCF.

[MichaelDiamondLucas @Lucasentric]

So this guy thinks Cosby is innocent. http://t.co/7HkKlOvJ2Y

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

@RobSchneider hey you laughed at Stallone about it but you can fucking answer me. What the fuck is the deal with the 3 sea shells???!!!

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

You know you're white trash when you remember @SteveWilkosTV because of his work as a bouncer

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

Have you ever been so stoned you watched 20 minutes of a movie in a different language and you didn't notice?

Yeah me neither.

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

@SteveGuttenburg I miss police academy.. . Are you ok like as a person?

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

Hey @Ritzcrackers we got Jasyn the Drunk did we win??? #funnyneversleeps

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

@Ritzcrackers I thought Matthew Broderick broke that record in the movie Deck the Halls @franieldana

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

Hey @Ritzcrackers based on the hypothetical conversation I just had with some friends about your office you guys are real jerks

[Iowa Comedy @IA_Comedy]

Hey Jack Wilhite is at @PenguinsComedy tonight with @MartinLathrop hosting. Buy tickets at the door & say "I love Penguins." for 2 for 1s.

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

@Lucasentric @meandmyhackers1 that we do

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

@meandmyhackers1 @attell @IA_Comedy you know this kind of shit is probably why you're going die alone

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

@meandmyhackers1 I apologize but despite your obvious sexual advances I'm not really looking for a relationship right now

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

@AnonCopWatch it's only a revolution if it continues. A system can't be destroyed as easily as two blocks of family owned businesses

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

We just wonder why people get caught up in destroying buildings that don't really matter instead of taking buildings that do really matter.

[Mern Lathrop @MartinLathrop]

What happens if a hipster is bad at geography and ends up in Portland Maine? #FuckYouSpencerLoucks