Martin Lis

Don't stress the could haves. If it should have, it would have.

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@blinkforhome is the system down? I’m unable to access my cameras. I’ve had them for a couple days. I’m considering returning these.

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5 hours. @optimumhelp #optimum

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@OptimumHelp hey, been on hold trying to get some help with slow internet. Was supposed to be on hold for 45 min, it’s been 2 and a half hours. Can anyone help?

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4 and a half hours and still no end in sight @optimumhelp #optimum

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@nationalgridus not a clean and shaved ass either. But a dirty Armenian asshole after just taking a shit.

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@nationalgridus literally the worst utilities company there is. I don't use twitter at all anymore and I signed in just to say you SUCK ASS!

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My first mcm goes out to Michael Sweet. What a roommate. What a guy. http://t.co/cGrrQDTe3U

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Lol http://t.co/XUk1R2Gqfy

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Wata na patyku @ Krakowskie Przedmieście http://t.co/Z8z2t2Z8bW

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Check out my knockers http://t.co/Xn6ShrcIoC

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Never too old for a carousel ride. @ Sacré-Cœur, Paris http://t.co/NkAfOWiC9H

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I took a trip to the Louvre with my momma. @ Musée du Louvre http://t.co/tk0l5YuvhY

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Wouldn't have been a complete trip without a handstand somewhere in there. My acrobatics didn't… http://t.co/CkkxfXY5Ow

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A beer a day keeps the doctor away. I think that's how it goes.... http://t.co/hjK3tb87ug

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Was wondering why the streets were blocked off. Turns out there's this bike race called "Le Tour de… http://t.co/RlEOFeMdmi

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Anyone have any idea what this pointy thing is? Everyone was taking pictures of it. Must be popular. http://t.co/Q2J9599Ukd

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This weirdo has been following me around all day. http://t.co/Y6S90UHIyI

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Lifedog on duty http://t.co/f186PYPLAB