Martin Oxley

Optimistic admirer of half full glasses. Views own etc.

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@AboutEG @GrinsteadOnline Much missed.

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@AboutEG I may take Merlin to Tilgate Zoo and test it on their Andean condor and Marabou stork…

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@AboutEG All we seem to get is pigeons and blackbirds 😟

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@AboutEG Just don’t check the exhaust pipe 😉

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@AboutEG @mimsdavies The Coffee House was due to celebrate its first anniversary this weekend. On Facebook, Nutley villagers have been extremely supportive in response to the news and very complimentary about the quality of the coffee, cakes and hospitality.

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@thegeraldine @CF_Farrow @Tesco You can’t beat a tasty leg of Lazarus…

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@AboutEG That sounds too ambitious, especially the incline up Old Station Close in Crawley Down. I really don’t know why they turned down the option of trolley buses?

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

It's deeply wrong to take pleasure at #ScottMills dismissal. It can impact the whole family. We were horrified when my brother was sacked for stealing from his job with the council's roadworks dept. But to be honest, when we looked in his bedroom the signs were all there.

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@Roadchef Watford Gap Southbound men’s toilets…

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@Gatwick_Airport @FluffyRona No. @Gatwick_Airport you’re ripping people off. As a long resident I’m ashamed of you.

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@AboutEG Ask any tree…

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@NetworkRailSE @SouthernRailUK @TLRailUK Lucy, you called us "customers" four times before forgetting the company line and calling us what we prefer to be known as PASSENGERS!

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@NolanJNeal @interesting_aIl Trump is putting a 50% tariff on volcanic ash…

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@Martindevaney1 @BarnsleyFC @LFC Please can you take your boots!

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@archer_rs I think you’ll find the British special advisor’s name is Richard Sharpe

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@SkyNews @jonathansamuels Trying to shoot down Santa…

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@Gatwick_Airport This is disgusting. Why not make it £25? £50, £100? #ThinkofaNumber

[Michael O'Dell @ODEEisOG]

2 Years ago I suffered a haemorrhagic stroke caused by high blood pressure I’m one of the lucky ones I survived. Grateful to still be here and able to play games gamification of recovery will be key moving forward @TheStrokeAssoc
✅Check your blood pressure! #StrokeSurvivor

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@SaulStaniforth It’s so distressing that we have such an inept Chancellor destroying jobs and the economy

[Martin Oxley @MartinOxley2]

@CarlosApresti To be honest, you’d be better off invading this island