Martin White

Singer / Bass Player and @Boro fan. Teessider living in Chester. #UTB
Also find me at @[email protected]

[Martin White @MartinW]

@Loudwire Green Manalishi by Judas Priest

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The UK isn't a real democracy. What kind of serious democracy has an unelected house of government where bishops and descendants of feudal lords sit by right? That has institutions like Oxbridge fast-tracking the rich into power? If it was somewhere else we'd be mocking it.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

From @robmanuel - as people keep asking - spending today getting @anon_opin working on other social media networks. Fav if you approve. RT if you double approve. Reply if you super-approve.

[Peter Neville @peteneville65]

For those who don't fully understand what is up with the NHS, here is a thread for you that might help.

I'm a consultant physician working as a doctor in the NHS in Yorkshire and Wales for 32 years now. I have experienced the NHS at its best (2008) and its worst (2022).

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

A British version of BREAKING BAD would be about a nursery school teacher with long Covid on the run from the taxman after selling half her wardrobe on Vinted

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

My wife saw that 'HMRC' was trending and asked what it was.

[Martin White @MartinW]

@doomedparade I still have the poster sleeve for the She's An Angel 12" up in my spare room.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

I fully expected - & often predicted - the slow restoration of pre-Brexit positions on diminished terms & with reduced clout. But I confess I did not expect them to pretend they represented some sort of victory or achievement. I’ll never learn…

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

He’s knocked him out using the force 🤣

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

firstly, i’ve figured out what happened to the blue tinsel.
secondly the cat is currently doing the most festive shit i’ve ever seen…

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

Happy 7th birthday to the time my parents brought over wine in a plastic box because Mum was “increasingly wary of glass".

[Martin White @MartinW]

@stimmo September

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Monthly net salary

2005
DR - £2,168
MP - £2,293

2023
DR - £2,108
MP - £4,939

This is why I support the #DoctorsStrike And last year over 7,000 doctors left the UK for better paid jobs overseas. If you want to save the NHS, you too should support the strike.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Over two million views

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

I asked my legal team and they said I didn't say what I said when I said it. In fact I didn't know what I'd done until someone found out, and then I couldn't remember what I hadn't said I hadn't done anyway. Committing a crime isn't a crime!

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“I once told an Inquiry under oath that I’d lost all my WhatsApp messages, forgot I’d said this and then posted one of those messages on Twitter”