MartinCarroll

🦉

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Just tried on an old pair of pants, and I refuse to accept the results. Widespread fraud.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Good to see Matt Hancock giving Daniel Rashford the praise he deserves. A true Manchester Athletic fan.

[Olly Gibbs @OllyGibbs]

I don't know why I made this. #Boris

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

girl are u the stock market? because you are behaving erratically and you fucked my mate’s dad

[MartinCarroll @Martin_TheGreat]

@JoeyHayward1 Probably will though

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[MartinCarroll @Martin_TheGreat]

@7griffinjack Said the 9 year old

[MartinCarroll @Martin_TheGreat]

@tom_dickerson Hope you killed it, hold tight the Latter Day Saint

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Michael Flynn
George Papadopoulos
Michael Cohen
Paul Manafort
Roger Stone

All the President’s men are convicted criminals. You are the company you keep.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

You misspelled "Fraud."
#GoForceYourself

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

Permission granted.

[trev @streetscaled]

Gwen Stefani is a better mc than any of u lol

[MartinCarroll @Martin_TheGreat]

@ellehanson_ Thanks pal

[jacko @learz_xD]

Kanye Rest

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

This woman just shredded Theresa May and Brexit beautifully.

This is what Question Time should be. 👇😎
https://t.co/crV0hEKT5V

[Burger King @BurgerKingUK]

Explains a lot