Mary the Punk

Jelly shouldn’t run, it should wobble

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

That very evil woman in
@bbceastenders
is really getting Billy in trouble.

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@imshanereaction 😂😂

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@Queenie_2312 Lying through his turkey teeth

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@ThatAlexWoman Perhaps the pink pound should stop contributing paying for schools, childcare and other family-related spending. Of course, that’s not how taxes work. We all contribute to services we may not use.

Pride events aren’t just parties, they bring visitors & support local businesses.

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@RyanSoapKing25 Sam Mitchell please

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:

“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.

Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”

It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@AngelaRayner You let the working class down.

[Hannah @hannah__03x]

the most interesting part of eastenders atm is seeing which character is going to ring up the vanessa feltz show

[andrew @floellaumbagabe]

Not Julie Bates calling into Vanessa #EastEnders

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@ChayasClan You just know she has stale breath

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@KeepAnEyeOnDan_ @LikeATattoooooo Harold’s family in neighbours perished in a plane crash

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@shirlpuzz Covid G

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@doctor_rahmeh @RupertLowe10 @AdnanHussainMP @iqbalmohamedMP @AyoubKhanMP @ShockatAdam This is vile.

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@checkemoutbooks @WelshNeighbours I think the actual set is the inside of the house bit of one of the back garden sets. Fairly certain it was once briefly on a BTS video

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@TzipiHotovely @IsraelinUK @IsraelMFA @Israel Good riddance to bad rubbish

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@NicwithoutaK83 Love this! 👏

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@lordjoesnow @superTV247 This 👏

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@ShelaghFogarty I have stopped listening to you, and will categorically never, ever listen to you again. Shame on you.

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@lisanandy Good question, Lisa. Why are we?

[Mary the Punk @MaryThePunkS]

@Meerkatpb @FickNerrariLBC @LBC You can hear him doing his signature heavy breathing