Mike Jordan 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦🇩🇰

. ☯️ Ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Senior Fellow, Institute for the Advanced Study of Anecdotal Knowledge. Classical Liberal.

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@ObamaSwallowed @MaxVelocityWX Because we like him.

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@uplatedrinkin @KeLebegindansi Dude, you can see it’s Mars with a telescope.

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@UAPWatchers ACME Sling Shot Rat Catcher

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@jambojeremy As a homeowner in the 30% target area, I will not treat the absence of tornadoes as a “flop.”

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@nut_history Mickey Mantle, Bobby Knopp, Orlando Cepeda

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@Scaramucci There’s a pretty good chance he’ll get us all killed…

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@allofercloseoff @amconmag @megynkelly Check me if I’m incorrect - my impression was that the War Powers Act requires Congress to AFFIRM the war within 60 days or the President is required to cease. It’s basically a 60 day delegation of Congress’ constitutional authority which has now been withdrawn.

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@HawkEmDownChris Tony Oliva

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@BFB2620 @allenanalysis He is stealing billions of dollars from us.

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@HawkEmDownChris George Mitterwald

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@theepicmap I think Minneapolis to Billings would be worse.

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@DruForge @allenanalysis The Biden RFP was for repairs. Trump’s non-competitive purchase is primer and paint. And it is blotchy. The pool is still needing the repairs, so we have not saved $287 million, we have put off the repair bill which will be higher when we get to it.

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@crowe_lone @dokrauss @CrazyVibes_1 That’s pretty obvious.

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@TwinsAlmanac Whitey Ford - 1961

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@BBGreatMoments Tony Oliva

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@popup_tddy Headphones. Music. Jazz. Dim lights. Enjoy.

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@Savage16May Black Betty by Ram Jam

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@Lgzebra25 @MNTwinsZealot Unfortunately not many AAA pitchers have that reliable breaking ball. I think he caught a hanger a couple days back.

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@CharlesMullins2 What could go wrong?

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@BBGreatMoments Twins trading David Ortiz to Boston.