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Texas State Alumni🐱-DallasTx🤠➡️Fort LauderdaleFl🏖️-Doctor of Chiropractic Physician / Biomechanist⚕️

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

Daycare calls me. That's never good.

For them.

Daycare: "your son hurt his elbow and won't move his arm. Can you come take him to a doctor's office?"

Me (ex Special Forces Medic): "A real doctor is on the way to you now. I am 6 mikes out. Alert me of status changes."

I arrive at daycare. I locate the patient. 21 month old male. Scene is not safe. I drag the patient to cover and concealment behind a seesaw, away from the other small terrorists in the AO.

I begin my assessment. Blood sweep negative for massive hemorrhage. Mental status: conscious and verbal but confused (answers "dada" when asked for blood type). One breath every 2 seconds. Bilateral rise and fall of the chest. Strong carotid pulse, strong bilat radial pulse.

Teeth and tongue intact no blood no mucus no dip or foreign objects. Eyes PERRLA, negative JVD/trach deviation, C-spine intact upon palpation.

Heart sounds strong upon auscultation. Percussion negative for hemo-T. Abdominal quads normal upon palpation. Pelvis negative for book sign.

Arms and legs negative for crepitus. However, Patient indicates discomfort in right arm upon palpation and supination/flexion of the elbow.

Nursemaid's elbow.

I begin interventions. Supination/flexion technique complete at 1215. Palpable clunk on successful reduction. I write the time on his chest in Sharpie. I tape a popsicle to his hand and tell the patient to suck but do not bite/chew. I write "1 x popsicle (10g sugar)" on his chest in Sharpie.

I reassess the patient after performing interventions then package the patient for handoff to daycare/higher level of care. I yell at daycare over the Blackhawk in my head: "21 month old male!!! Nursemaids elbow!!! Treated with supination/flexion technique at 1215!!! Patient has 1 x popsicle onboard!!"

Daycare: "sir please leave."

Me: "you should have called my wife."

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[Anna Lulis @annamlulis]

WATCH: Texas Rangers players brought their kids onto the field during the national anthem, highlighting the blessing of fatherhood

Kids aren’t burdens, they’re the future.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Jeff Bridges pulled up to John Goodman’s Walk of Fame ceremony in the actual Dude sweater.

Goodman’s reaction is pure joy. Cinema history hugging it out.

[La Sagrada Família @sagradafamilia]

We see the tower of Jesus Christ illuminated for the first time!
The light show, starting from the base up to the illumination of the cross, culminated with a composition of lights guided by drones that traced the figure of Gaudí and the phrase “first love, then technique”.

[Kateri Seraphina @KateriSeraphina]

Je gère une salle de sport ouverte 24 heures sur 24. Chaque matin, à 5 h 30, un lycéen passait son badge à l’entrée. Il ne touchait jamais à un seul haltère ni à un tapis de course. Il allait directement aux vestiaires, prenait une longue douche, enfilait un uniforme scolaire soigneusement plié, puis repartait.
Mercredi dernier, le lecteur a affiché un voyant rouge lorsqu’il a présenté son badge. Son abonnement avait été résilié pour défaut de paiement ; son compte accusait un retard de 40 dollars.
Il a regardé la lumière rouge, le visage soudain envahi par la panique. Il sentait comme quelqu’un qui avait passé la nuit dans une voiture surchauffée.
— Je suis désolé, a-t-il murmuré en se retournant pour repartir dans le froid du matin.
Je me suis penché au-dessus du comptoir et lui ai posé la main sur l’épaule.
— Cette machine fait encore des siennes, ai-je déclaré assez fort pour qu’il m’entende.
Je me suis connecté au terminal administratif, ai modifié son statut en « Employé d’entretien », ce qui contournait complètement le système de facturation, puis j’ai imprimé un nouveau badge.
— Celui-ci n’expirera jamais, lui ai-je dit en le lui tendant. Maintenant, va te préparer. Tu ne voudrais pas être en retard pour ton premier cours.
Nous gérons une entreprise pour gagner notre vie, mais nous faisons vivre une communauté pour nous entraider et nous permettre de tenir debout.
#storytime #histoiredemavie

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

So shameful of Rubin.

All that should matter is the quality of the movie.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

This is awesome: Raiders rookie QB Fernando Mendoza and veteran Raiders QB Kirk Cousins did a 'Step Brothers' photo shoot for the team’s schedule release.

The absolutely killed this 😭😭

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Congratulations on working 40 hours!
You are now free to dissociate for barely 2 days

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Scottie on Trump: "l get a call or a text from him sometimes after wins… Whether you're the person serving us lunch, or the caddie on the golf course, or the president of the club, he treats everybody like they're the greatest person in the world."

[🅰️ BamafanBartman 🙏🇺🇸 @alabamabart]

John Daly hit it close on 17 and picked a little fella out of the crowd. He calmly walked up and dropped the putt. May be the best thing you see today. #RegionsTradition

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Morgan Wallen walked out with Nick Saban at his concert in Bryant Denny Stadium tonight

[Fox News @FoxNews]

SECOND LIFT-OFF: NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover was filmed working out on the flywheel inside the Orion spacecraft as the crew travels toward the Moon.

[The regime has gone satanic @Nukta_]

I appreciate this gif very much because when visualising this moon attempt I don't always remember it's a moving target

[J.P. Hovey @jhovey34]

Elite tweet

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

BREAKING🚨: This is might be the most important photo of this century taken by @AJamesMcCarthy

“We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.”

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

NEW: Nearly 500‑pound swordfish is pulled from Florida Keys waters after five‑hour struggle by charter boat captain and family

Captain Jose Rodriguez, a charter fishing captain in the Florida Keys, took a Pennsylvania family out to celebrate their son’s upcoming high school graduation

The group caught a 480-pound swordfish that took more than five hours to reel in

The experience left Rodriguez and the family with a trip they’ll never forget

V/ captjoserodriguez

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

The Miracle on Ice 1980 team just gifted Trump a customized 1776 Resistol cowboy hat. It’s a direct replica of the iconic white hats the U.S. squad famously wore during the Winter Olympics opening ceremony in Lake Placid. He threw it right on.🇺🇸

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

It's absolutely incredible that they managed to bring this space beast back like a motorless glider.

We hurled a machine into the infinite, freezing void, then forced it to surf a 3,000-degree wave of plasma back to Earth.

[Math Files @Math_files]

In order to be born, you needed:

2 parents
4 grandparents
8 great-grandparents
16 second great-grandparents
32 third great-grandparents
64 fourth great-grandparents
128 fifth great-grandparents
256 sixth great-grandparents
512 seventh great-grandparents
1,024 eighth great grandparents
2,048 ninth great-grandparents

For you to be born today from 12 previous generations, you needed a total of 4,094 ancestors over the last 400 years.

Think for a moment:
How many struggles?
How many battles?
How many difficulties?
How much sadness?
How much happiness?
How many love stories?
How many expressions of hope for the future? – did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment...