Matthew Masten

Theater & film producer - @sweptawayfans

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

Babe, wake up, new Arsenal hype video which will have you ready to run through a wall just dropped ❤️‍🔥

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

RALEIGHWOOD IS A SCENE 🚨

[Matthew Masten @MastenMatthew]

@ChrisCillizza @Varentor Ha! That checks out!

[Dave W @dmweisberger]

I just spent 2 incredible weeks in Italy and it is so frustrating to come back to the U.S…

How is it possible @RobertKennedyJr that the Italian food supply is so vastly superior.

I literally ate bread at every meal, dessert multiple times per day, and generally ate way more than I do in the U.S.

Not once did I have acid reflux. Not one headache, no digestive problems, and I didn’t gain any weight.

If I ate the same way in the U.S. (I used to at times) I would have gone through a full bottle of Tums and Advil just to get through the day…

WHY does the U.S. allow glyphosate in wheat, high fructose corn syrup in food and who knows what in our milk products?

The difference in quality of life in Italy vs the U.S. is staggering from their common sense (anti corporate) food regulation.

WHY aren’t more people upset about this?

The U.S. is the richest country in the world and we eat like one of the poorest.

[Matthew Masten @MastenMatthew]

Really disappointed with my experience on @ITAAirways last night. My screen was broken and while they did offer a voucher for free WiFi, the WiFi didn’t work either!

[Ari K @arikuschnir]

📚🇺🇸TRUMP “LIBRARY” 2030 - You are invited to the Library/Museum/Hotel/Legacy in Miami.

Tools: Seedance, Kling, Nano Banana Pro, ElevenLabs, Premiere.
Music: Grieg: Peer Gynt Suite No. 1, Op. 46: No. 4, In the Hall of the Mountain King

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

To be clear, the Republicans who policed all of our speech when Charlie Kirk was killed, & who jump on anyone who doesn’t mourn their heroes correctly, have just opened the door for every liberal & leftist in America to post ‘Good, I’m glad he’s dead” when Trump eventually dies.

[Matthew Masten @MastenMatthew]

@RepNancyMace Now do Trump!

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Wow! Seeing the reviews for Melania, I can’t think of another First Lady who had this bad a night at the theatre

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

"If they showed [the Melania documentary] on a plane, people would still walk out." - Variety

Brutal.

[Matthew Masten @MastenMatthew]

If your @UberEats order is way delayed, but when you try to cancel are told you will still be charged, then 20 minutes later @UberEats cancels your order with no other explanation, shouldn’t they give you $5 or $10 credit to make-up for your lost time?

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

ANNE HATHAWAY SOMEWHERE SMILING RN 🔭

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

From Broadway to Banana Ball✨ Meet your newest Entertainment Player for your Bananas. Welcome to the Show, Derek Klena!

[Matthew Masten @MastenMatthew]

@USDOT please be aware that @AmericanAir is not following your policies regarding cancelled flights and refunds.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

If your Christmas is going badly, remember that somewhere a kid unwrapped a Man United jersey.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Pete Buttigieg learning to speak eight languages or Donald Trump successfully identifying a giraffe, there’s plenty of intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

WAKE UP, WE GET TO WATCH THE PREMIER LEAGUE, COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF AND NFL TODAY 🍿

[POLITICO @politico]

EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇 https://t.co/yvz8Jwbrmf

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

It’s wild how people can effortlessly understand the righteousness of everybody from Robin Hood to Andor and then in real life simp for the Sheriff of Nottingham and the Death Star