potato 🥔

welcome to my mind garbage can

[potato 🥔 @Mat_Thies]

I will never, and I cannot stress this enough, EVER drink another Bud Light

[potato 🥔 @Mat_Thies]

How does Netflix, something I pay cash for on a monthly basis, have more minutes of ads for a 30 minute show, than a free 30 minute YouTube video?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@teslaownersSV He is right … for OpenAI

[Brice @dBriceJ]

sorry but gus would have wrecked this bama team

[buckets @buckets]

@ShamsCharania g leaguer when coach says you’re guarding lebron

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

I wouldn't condone Hugh Freeze punching an official tonight but I wouldn't hold it against him if he did, either.

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

The chinese are closing the gap on Rizzler technology… it’s never been more over

[potato 🥔 @Mat_Thies]

Righteous Gemstones missed an opportunity to call S4E1 “praylude” instead of “prelude” but otherwise great start to this season

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

when everyone in power is kissing the ring my man Kirkland said “fuck that”

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Elon is such a dumbass. He spent $44 billion on Twitter and all he got was control of all 3 branches of the federal government.

[potato 🥔 @Mat_Thies]

When I was a young child, my mom told me that presidential candidates would vote for the other person as a sign of respect, and now that I'm grown | realize my mom was a fucking liar

[𝐊𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥 @kabrieltwt]

DO NOT PUT TIFFANY HADDISH IN THIS!!! DON'T ANSWER HER CALLS!!!

[Alison Klemp/Fridson 🌹 @alisonklemp]

The SNL cold open should be Kenan Thompson as Eric Adams singing Hallelujah

[kos @kostancaaa__]

“who’s eating the pets chuckster?”
“the women in san antonio”

[potato 🥔 @Mat_Thies]

While I understand the criticism, if Kobe isn’t the patron saint of basketball who is? It isn’t James Naismith, dude made the game he didn’t ball like Mamba

[lev @lisco_2000]

NBA fans were so traumatized by Kobe’s death that they immediately created a religion based around him & it is so fascinating. it’s almost like we now see Kobe not as a human man, but as the patron saint of basketball or as a sports deity. I think about this a lot

[DatNoFact ↗ (@datnofact.bsky.social) @datnofact]

hello I'm new to the stock market is it good when the intel ceo starts praying

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

LeBron leading his army to battle (2024)

[Dee @4oh4dee]

When you unexpectedly dap up the President at Waffle House 🫱🏾‍🫲🏻

[Dennis Wingo @wingod]

If the United States had executed on president Nixon’s “project independence”, announced in response to the Arab oil embargo, of building 1,000 nuclear plants by the year 2000, we would have a fully decarbonized power infrastructure today.

It was opposed by environmentalists.

[Jared Martinson @JaredMartyMN]

Look closely at the first letter of each statement. 🤌🏻