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[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Stop selling arms to Israel then.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Was in pub in Ireland and the lovely doggie offered a dart collection service... you can hear my delight.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Hang it in the Louvre

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

You only hear about holy mackerel. Shout out to run of the mill mackerel with no spiritual designation and whatnot.

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Today I ran into the surreal and mysterious Okazaemon, a mascot for Okazaki city, who has 岡 (Oka) on his face and 崎 (Zaki) on his chest. He likes jazz, contemporary art, and black magic.

[Jœ @Matchboxgiraffe]

I’m working on my novel
Is a much more impressive way of describing sitting at home reading a book

[Jœ @Matchboxgiraffe]

@nicksplodge @badwool9 Take the funiculaire up the hill to the cathedral, great view, then roll down through the old town, carafe of beaujolais by the river, class

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

I got all my dance moves from the absolutely gongeous @RealBobMortimer ❤️ #TOTP

[Jœ @Matchboxgiraffe]

@nicksplodge Could do with some stickers

[Jœ @Matchboxgiraffe]

@nicksplodge https://t.co/XUJwGh9wkY

Here’s something in return from a fella I really like

[Jœ @Matchboxgiraffe]

@nicksplodge Cheers ‘Nicky Wicky’

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Cabinet should be held in a different crumbling school every day until it’s sorted out, give our politics a nice, tense Jenga feel

[Jœ @Matchboxgiraffe]

@JohnnyMercerUK Johnny Johnny Johnny
OUT OUT OUT

[Jœ @Matchboxgiraffe]

@nicksplodge That’s happened to the best of us
It’s also why I don’t have a license

[Jœ @Matchboxgiraffe]

Just standing there
Without a chair in the world

[scooter ★ .ᐟ.ᐟ @cowboyacaster]

LMAOOOJFBF

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Morio-kun is a vampire bat who promotes paying taxes by direct debit in Chiba, Japan. (He uses direct debit because he’s nocturnal and can’t get to the bank in the daytime.)