Matt Army

Manchester has everything except a Beach! - RED

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Remember when them silly Geordie cunts were piping up, trying to force some sort of a rivalry with us and getting properly plucky?

They’ve ended up bottom half, their newly promoted neighbours are in Europe next season, they want their gaffer and half their players dead

Amazing

[Matt Army @MattArmy99]

@mariebudgie1 STFU you fuckwhit

[Matt Army @MattArmy99]

@PaulMerse @supreme_cbd Pack it in you half whit

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@lukestanley03 Haha cry more goof troop

[Matt Army @MattArmy99]

@Noelb71Noel @Mr_Riqz Week before Xmas 😂😂😂😂

[Matt Army @MattArmy99]

@RodneyMarsh10 Thick blue cunt

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Ngl I was worried the lads would crumble before kick off. Most teams are already beaten when they hear North London Forever, as they have been for generations.

[cants @cantseyy]

Donnarumma's eyes are so close together they have to separate them with a spoon at half time

[Matt Army @MattArmy99]

@AliceTalksFooty Fuck off

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@AndyRobsonTips

[Matt Army @MattArmy99]

@TheUnitedStrand @ManUtd Fuck off you attention seeking pube headed cunt

[Matt Army @MattArmy99]

@TheUnitedStrand @ManUtd Fuck off now you boring pube headed cunt

[Matt Army @MattArmy99]

@Keir_Starmer Lying cunt

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

Call me a cricket traditionalist, but I prefer the longer form game of The Hundred to Ashes Test matches.

[Matt Army @MattArmy99]

Oi @tntsports at what point did you decide putting the score the wrong way around was a good idea you bell ends? Thought we were smashing them when I come down… amateurs 😡#ashes

[The Stone Roses @thestoneroses]

RIP our wonderful brother Mani. The greatest bass player and friend we could ever have wished for. X

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@TheUnitedStrand Get fucked you attention seeking cunt

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@arsenalfan6666 Grass

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

25/26 title race