Matt Burns

Writer/filmmaker/videographer. Author of BEASTIE FEVER, GARAGE MOVIE, JOHNNY CRUISE, WEIRD MONSTER and more! Find his books at

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For my latest books, visit: https://t.co/kxYBGfL4ta

For my latest blogs and other articles, visit: https://t.co/7ig7SNWLny

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@adamcarolla I generally don't trust men with bow ties. They are overcompensating for their small brain in the same way a dude with an obnoxiously loud Harley is overcompensating for his small genitalia.

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@marklevinshow Yes don't stop voicing your perspectives and opinions (I personally like hearing from both sides) but the grade school name calling is beneath all of you and unproductive.

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@BENBALLER She was in Licorice Pizza, right? And I think she's hot!

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@marklevinshow 2026 TDS = Tucker Derangement Syndrome. Obsess much? Seriously.

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Hi Twitter followers, I am part of the Art of Elysium's #thepeoplesartist contest that is based on votes. If you have a free moment to check out my profile and feel like voting for me, you can do it at the link below. Thank you so much for the support! https://t.co/MxiRuqcHIC

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I think you will enjoy this new blog I wrote, which is basically a nostalgic memoir of my 40-year relationship with cassette tapes, from the 1980s up to the present day.

https://t.co/8LIk18mMz0

#cassette #tapecollectors #physicalmedia #recordtown #towerrecords #SonyWalkman

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@marklevinshow To be fair, you insinuated that nukes be used against Iran, which is certainly speech that could lead to "real harm." Who's to say you shouldn't be censored for saying that? I don't think you should be, but the point is that nobody is in any position to decide who gets censored.

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@jaketapper Lucky for both of you to have found each other! He looks like a great dog. I'm kind of jealous.

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@PopularLiberal All these clips of Tucker are fake.

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@LauraLoomer @TuckerCarlson @BuckleyCarlson Are we really doing this? Talk about taking things out of context. I thought playing this taking-out-of-context game was something that only 'the left' did. The right has now morphed into the left, Animal-Farm-style. Maybe we should have expected this, though.

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@LauraLoomer @TuckerCarlson Tattletale

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@marklevinshow Yes, let's renounce a free-thinker. You don't have to agree with him, but ganging up and renouncing is about the furthest thing from what America was supposed to be about. You've lost your way. The pigs of Animal Farm were once the oppressed but are now the oppressors.

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This new blog I wrote about #WetHotAmericanSummer is part memoir, part film criticism, culminating with a deep dive into the movie's super-subtle and (what I argue is) super-sophisticated humor.

https://t.co/wX2srGvyvO

#MTV #WHAS #25thanniversary #davidwain #michaelshowalter

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@adamcarolla So sorry, Adam, just heard the news. Lost my lab mix a few months ago. I know exactly how you feel. She's been a tough one to get over.

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@DuffMcKagan So happy you guys are making new music again! Love, Matt Burns (author of the hit Kindle single "JUNGLE F'NG FEVER: My 30 Year Love Affair with Guns N Roses," but I'm sure you knew that already lol). https://t.co/AcOWg4ty5R

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@marklevinshow Mark, if you believe in the literal Holy Bible, then you should pretty much believe in everything Tucker is saying here, because it's all literally in the Bible. If you believe the Bible is mostly figurative, then that's fine. But what do you really believe?

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@OliLondonTV I wish I took myself at least a sixteenth that seriously. Gotta say, I do somewhat admire a person who has that much self-esteem to walk around like he does.

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@BaldBryan @TheFilmVault I agree. Thought it was overrated the first time. Definitely grows on you over time.

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@ElijahSchaffer I don't support protesters who get in the faces of horses.

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@KrisWilliams As long as they give free hugs I'm in.