Matt Ainsworth

Human being, Electronic paper shuffler by day, photographer & trombone blower by night. I like bad jokes, coffee and Science.

[Matt Ainsworth @MattInAHat84]

@RondelleHobbs 10/10 tablecloth tho

[Matt Ainsworth @MattInAHat84]

@daraobriain I can save you some confusion... 'aerospace' aka British aerospace aka BAE systems is the largest private sector employer in the county.

[Matt Ainsworth @MattInAHat84]

@DrSunnyThusu @BritainElects Easy one to figure out- The Cuadrilla Fracking site was just down the road in Woodplumpton. Approval forced by Tories despite local planners concerns which proved valid. Maybe the locals think a council controlled by the Greens will be more effective in resisting Westminster.

[Nigel Price @Nigethejazzer]

It was a real surprise to be asked for an interview with The Telegraph about the government’s woeful efforts at sustaining the arts throughout the pandemic.
I know most of my friends on here won’t subscribe to a Tory paper so I’ve screenshotted ‘my bit’.
https://t.co/SnIh3PyRTF

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

First you come for @channel4 because you don’t like its reporting of events. Now you come for the BBC because you don’t like its reporting of events. Have you ever considered whether it’s the events themselves that are the problem?

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

New! Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson 2021 #cpc21

[Matt Ainsworth @MattInAHat84]

@Angory_Tom How's this for uncanny valley- The original intention was for Picard to have hair so they did screen tests with Patrick Steward in a space wig

[Ben Kentish @BenKentish]

Matt Hancock tells the Commons: “The number of vaccinations happening in Bolton right now is phenomenal - tens of thousands every single day”. Which sounded a lot for a population of less than 300,000 people and, well, here’s the official data for Bolton....

[Jo 🇺🇦 @g33kette]

We are expanding the tech team at
@RnwlCo, come and work with me on cool projects!
> Senior #FullStack #JavaScript Dev https://t.co/eM0t3arj11
> #MachineLearning Dev https://t.co/ZRSdiCakrx
DM me if you have any questions 😊 retweets are appreciated!
https://t.co/ucuBGBtRKy

[Matt Ainsworth @MattInAHat84]

@robmanuel Crust is unbaked when it goes in so I'd classify it more as flatbread with ideas above it's station.

[Matt Ainsworth @MattInAHat84]

@BlackburnLife how's this for local news?

[BwD Big Band @BwDBigBand]

@BwDMayor @Sunderlandjazz We scooped an adjudicators special award for our performance...
Not bad for our first attempt!
Aiming for the podium next year!

[Matt Ainsworth @MattInAHat84]

🐍🐍🐍

[BwD Big Band @BwDBigBand]

Hey @arunghosh look what we got for taking a bath!
#gnbbjf #bigband

[Matt Ainsworth @MattInAHat84]

Looking forward to this!

[BwD Big Band @BwDBigBand]

Tickets still available on Eventbrite for tomorrow's gig at @lancasterale brewhouse. Never let it be said we can't organise a jazz-up in a brewery!
https://t.co/v6k8KgWvVj

#bigband #jazz #seeyouthere

[Matt Ainsworth @MattInAHat84]

@AMeowingCat I cannot disagree, just here to offer a reminder that abortion is still illegal in the UK- Northern Ireland doesn't allow abortion under any circumstance short of immediate danger to the mother's life.

[Matt Ainsworth @MattInAHat84]

Nuff said

#equality #itsasign #fabulous #glitterman… https://t.co/ZNxEqPYCvr

[Matt Ainsworth @MattInAHat84]

@easutcliffe @narrpip So you're telling me you're actually tiny Ellie and there's a regular human sized one in a vat under your dad's garage?

[The DM Reporter @DMReporter]

COMPARE AND CONTRAST: How the Daily Mail reports on the same house building policy, depending on if it’s a Labour idea or a Conservative idea

[Matt Ainsworth @MattInAHat84]

Hey @corywong Here are a few more photos from Thursday at @bandonthewall with a @SalfordUni horn section, thanks for coming out, but next time leave the Minnesota weather at home... #Manchester #livemusic #funkystuff