Matt Wills

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

For those who aren’t in the know, the line “oh you’re a Liverpool fan, do you want to hear a joke about the Hillsborough disaster?” Wasnt funny the first time and will continue to not be funny the 500th fucking time.

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

@Shamsdale An extra minute? It’s was a minimum of 3 minutes so we could have got to 20 mins added time and it still be legitimate

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

@fesshole In fairness she was a good wife to her cousin

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

The Hammers’ big what?

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

The Coutinho money wasn’t enough to get Isak, looks like we’ll have to dip into the Jordan Ibe funds

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

@pureshimon @JoeGoshMUFC @UEFA That is genius

[~ @TheLfcKop]

Henderson being at Anfield in the morning then travelling to Portugal to be with the rest of the boys as they bid farewell, is the reason why he was our captain for 8 years.

What a man…

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

@fesshole Used to work in a garage. If you know you’re a penny over and quickly put down the money and walk away a penny short I’d call you back for the penny. And if you try and give me £20 for example in thousands of pennies, I was within my right to turn it down.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

We're delighted to confirm two key appointments to @PepTeam's first team coaching set-up.

Pepijn Lijnders has been appointed as assistant coach while James French joins as set-piece coach.

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

@NostalgicNUFC85 Let’s use euros instead of pounds so it looks like worse than it is

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

@RupertLowe10 If you’re eating animals, you’re part of the problem.

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

@Lynchy_RL @avfc_stef @CFCRetro What I’m saying is he’s gone for the ball. Poorly timed yes but there’s no intent to wipe Hazard out. It’s a strong yellow nothing more

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

@Lynchy_RL @avfc_stef @CFCRetro His eyes are literally locked onto the ball the entire time

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

Sit down wee’s are the best there I said it

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I told my boyfriend repeatedly to stop leaving his piss dribble on the seat. He won't clean up after himself, so I've started wiping off the seat with his towel so I don't waste toilet paper. To be fair, I gave him a warning that I was going to do so.

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

@cross_as_hell @fesshole Have I missed something why do people keep mentioning grief? Nobody died

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

@kay2889 @fesshole Surely you’d take your chance with one rather than being in this situation?

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

@scrapytweets Am I the only one that can see it hits his right arm that’s in an unnatural position?

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

🤣🤣🤣

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

@wfaler @HenryJackson87 To be fair every keeper has a mistake in them. Alisson gifted a couple of goals to City when they battered us at Anfield a few years back. He’s easily the best we’ve had though.

[Matt Wills @MattLFCWills]

Reason 207 why I don’t support England