Murph

“Mo Money Mo Bitches” ~ Mo Bitches

[𝘼𝙓𝙊 @bil_cipher]

my Jason after 14 burger shot visits 12 strip club visits and 0 story progress:

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

Why can’t life always be this easy

[Vlad @VladTheInflator]

What a fucking legend

[Tage ⭐️⭐️ @Tagelca]

Estoy llorando de la puta risa

[Amy @amyknowsball]

Those cyclists can go to hell

[thomas @nnepenthes]

she really chopped it up with everyone

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Who did this 🤣

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

The Big Bad Wolf when he sees this

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

Private equity ruins everything. From RadioShack to Red Lobster, Toys R Us to Joann Fabrics, Claire’s to Krispy Kreme—it hollowed out the world we once knew.

[Gun Gnome @GunGnome]

It's not illegal to possess a guillotine.

Police have become far too comfortable when it comes to stealing people's property.

[CombatPigeon96 🚀 @CombatPigeon96]

Capitalism in theory: companies innovate to have the best product
Capitalism in practice:

[JEFFREY @Jeff_Okhai]

Same person that married your poor grandfather

[Jacques de Gatineau @ScopophiliaCap1]

The entire Barstool office got black eyes and split lips from a 4’ 7” Guatemalan e-bike rider with streamers off his seat post because one of the innumerable moron employees yelled at him over, what I can only picture to be, a cheeseburger.

[Alex Marquardt @MarquardtA]

Navy friend: "The best and worst idea in the history of the US Navy. Imagine being 20 years old, having 9 months salary cash and pulling into Thailand...I might fly out there and join them."

[abdul 🌌📷 @Advil]

nobody else finds it weird that this tiny country has so much influence on what you’re allowed to see?

[Grant Reynolds @GrantReyn93]

It’s just there in the background…menacingly!

[Cheeky Bee 🇺🇲 @CheekyFren]

Nah homie.....I've played Fallout, and I know a slave collar when I sees it.

Y'all have fun without me.