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@PardonMyTake No orangutan is maybe the miss of the century.

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@serbas93 @cleydzboolin @hen_ease @PardonMyMeme Brian Kelly 2.0

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@Stoolify @BarstoolBigCat @KDTrey5 Why in the hell is there a metronome laid on top of this video

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@clutxhjsj @AdamSchefter @49erswebzone @SethWickersham Omg cringe

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@TheFootyFeed So if I told you the five best American chefs were born in Omaha you’d tell me that Nebraska has the best food in America?

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@ChaosHellbound @jacksettleman

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@RayIsTheWay90 @KevinGraySports May is not making the pick. Masai is not making a pick he’s not sold on

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@si_yonce Gotta get the poison out

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@pardonmytrolls @BarstoolBigCat This either means you think taking your kids to see Toy Story makes you a Disney adult or you think BC went to the movie theater solo or with some friends to see Toy Story 5 and I don’t know which is crazier

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@BaylorMBB Jeremy Sochan? The Wemby stopper??

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@TerrenceBruce5 @hen_ease

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@ryenarussillo Agreed ryen. She deserves it.

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@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat Very apparent that memes is mad at himself, not Zac

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@SawyerPockrus @TheSteinLine This has to be rage bait

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When you leave the function after eating all their beans

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@Mavs_FFL I would cry if Dua Lipa broke up with her boyfriend and confessed her love for me. Both things have the same probability.

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@PardonMyTake @DanSoder @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter Assuming the average male ejaculate is 4 mils (generous) then it would take 1.0425 quintillion loads to fill the 4.17 trillion cubic meter canyon. If we arrange for all 4.17 billion men on earth to cum they would need to do 250 million times. Wild.

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@aclfestival

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@BarstoolBigCat Credit to Hank, when he gets wet he gets WET