We have to build AI that murders us, because if we don’t, China will build it first, and I don’t want to get murdered by a computer that speaks Chinese. That would be ridiculous.
Underrated life advice: Just be easy to work with. Show up on time. Do what you said you'd do. Bring solutions, not problems. Never create drama. Be responsive. Be emotionally consistent. Be kind. People will always want to support someone who just makes their life easier.
Just a quick reminder that they arrested this guy for paddleboarding alone in the ocean during Covid while Anthony Fauci had dinner with Jake Tapper and his wife in DC and Gavin Newsome hosted a party with friends in California.
Because many people have been asking us about it: Our favorite states from the trip were Tennessee, Alabama, and Texas. Our favorite town was Fairhope, Alabama, and our favorite food spot was Taco Bell.
Stop calling into The Ramsey Show with questions about how to handle your $7.4 million 401(k) in your final ten years of life.
“Should we go to Italy or keep saving??? We’re 78 years old!”
Nobody tunes in for success stories.
I want complete devastation.
I need a guy making $16/hr as a part time YMCA pool lifeguard with 5 kids and a wife who just bought a 2026 Yukon Denali at 21% and now has a $1,400 monthly payment.
I need a 50 year old dad on his third marriage who just took out a HELOC to fund his third wife’s grown daughter’s wedding with Jimmy the local tattoo artist who “promises” to pay it back.
I need Denise who took a $400,000 SBA loan for her Etsy candle brand that does $6 in revenue.
No one cares about your social security or pension or your rental property capital gains questions.
I want carnage. Feed me.
Drs Office: Okay you’re here for an MRI, we’ll bill your insurance $2500 and you owe a $250 copay.
Me: Oh, no insurance. I need to pay cash.
Drs Office: Oh okay. That’ll be $250.
This is literally what is goin on in this country