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Dracula fan /// same name on bsky and insta /// /// /// ///

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DM to order

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

You say you'd kill baby Hitler, and yet you root against Sebulba. Interesting.

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School’s out.

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I went to the school of hard knocks. and then in the summer i went to the day camp of hard knocks.

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In my humidity era

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starting to think that black flag didn't really want to have a tv party at all and were just being sarcastic

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Me when the homies cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

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Me when the guy shows me the new oil on the dipstick

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@ShakaInc I’m having fun! Simply a goof

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@xcolinjacksonx

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@JoeyxParmesan

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You’re right, phone. I wanted to say “he’ll yeah” he is absolutely going to yeah

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Nonbinary lycanthrope, call it a theyrewolf

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This lady has the most non-star wars hair of all time. Really hate looking at it

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@dulcemgo Saw a guy in the costco parking lot with two of the giant diamond-plate printed boxes of manly adult diapers in the back of his truck, and i bet he wished he had a normal car then.

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@Yugblad Sooooooo good, a masterpiece

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Taking a break from mental health to focus on energy drinks and Beyblade

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@Yugblad Couldn’t agree more

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The last two doughboys episodes I listened to were Will Arnet and Rob Lowe. Is the podcast better yet?

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@IterIntellectus Looks like utter shit and it’s stupid too!

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The Taco Bell near my house does not show a commitment to excellence.