Matt Kane

“Make sure your worst enemy, doesn't live between your own two ears” -Laird Hamilton

[Matt Kane @Matt_Kane_]

Arriving at Trader Joe’s and saw an older gentleman returning his cart. Went up and said “I’ll take that for ya”, preparing to make the “does she have some gas left in her” joke. The man looks me in the eye and says “she’s all warmed up”... Well played old man...

[Matt Kane @Matt_Kane_]

Hate to say it but starting to like Tom Brady... I know, I know I am disgusted with myself but honestly, how can you not? My only reason was he beat the Hawks in the Super Bowl. Would love a thread on why you hate him and what made you come around on the 🐐

[Matt Kane @Matt_Kane_]

@shannel_lynn @kennzjohnson Tomato soup slaps with a handful crunched up. That is if you don’t have any goldfish...

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@TacoTimeNW @jordanlynn_kane @kelleyajoyner

[Matt Kane @Matt_Kane_]

No worries bro! Go ahead and book that trip to Mexico now!!

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Aaron Donald is emotional on the sidelines.

[Matt Kane @Matt_Kane_]

@kelleyajoyner Chill she is the chick who hangs with all the dudes from HS, that none of them find attractive.

[Matt Kane @Matt_Kane_]

Who? The Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing? kiss stealing, wheeling and dealing? Limousine riding, jet flying, son of a gun?

[Matt Kane @Matt_Kane_]

@iBiteiStrike Pre tax too...

[Matt Kane @Matt_Kane_]

@JamesOKeefeIII We have them... but if anyone knows where to find them here is my number 😂

[Matt Kane @Matt_Kane_]

@connorflanigan @MrAllen__ Different guy. That was CJ Mizelle

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@kelxlynn Hey now

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@justin_hart Since when do we measure success based off of number of births per female... You are living in a different era bud.

[Matt Kane @Matt_Kane_]

Wow yeah didn’t think I would need to clarify that today but 2nd...

[hannah @HockeywthHannah]

just a little disclaimer that anything pro-usa on my twitter timeline from last night should not be construed as anything other than thoughts on a hockey game lmao this country is bad and embarrassing

[Matt Kane @Matt_Kane_]

Let’s go USA!!!! 🇺🇸 #WorldJuniors #Champs Red, White, Blue and Gold!!!

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@jhus20 @OldTakesExposed This hurt just a little less than Russ getting picked on the 2 in SB 49.

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@BarstoolBigCat #barstoolfund starburst

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@TacoTimeNW @jordanlynn_kane and they say it’s filmed in Seattle

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@Evvtron Good lord

[Matt Kane @Matt_Kane_]

@kelleyajoyner Finally more time to workout