Matt

Sportsball

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

I painted Back up Terry the legend.

[$ir Auda¢ity 🦛 @JoMarcusCrum]

@TheDemocrats @KamalaHarris Alicent Hightower & Rhaenyra Targaryen speaking of A Song of Ice & Fire at the end of Episode 3. #HouseoftheDragon

[Ryan Goodcase @RyanGoodcase]

This is my favorite joke from my Netflix is a Joke set

[Matt @Matt_M67]

@SilentReaper1s @flacko0h @isaiahthomas 5’10 and 14 feet here. Short legs 😂

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

Go to Chili’s. Get the triple dipper. Crispers, mozz sticks, big mouth bites. Get a presidente margarita. Get two. Play games on the kiosk. Get a molten lava cake. Fill out your survey at the end. Put “strongly agree” for everything.

[Hunter Miller @MillerHHunter]

Rory McIlroy gets divorced the same weekend that Scottie Scheffler is arrested?

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

Venue idea

[m. taddow @MikeTaddow]

*this* is why i’m fighting to keep them
from deleting tiktok 😂

[julia @juumelo_]

I love men they’re only ever thinking about sports or existential dread

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

This Micah Parsons and C.J. Stroud football debate 🤯

Perfect offense vs. perfect defense. Who wins?

[Matt @Matt_M67]

@kerba1123 @alex_kirshner Bret Boone’s juicing years: ~8 in 2001, ~4 in 2002, and ~6 in 2003. No other year above 2. At ages 32-34!

[Jalopnik @Jalopnik]

Ford Bronco Sport, OJ Simpson Recalled On Same Day https://t.co/zrMvwHR7BT

[C.J. Toledano @CJToledano]

The only eclipse I've ever cared about.

[Sean Becker @Sean_Becker]

[consoling a friend after a breakup]

HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her

ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’ll recreate her in the aggregate

[MVP-Nav🤘🏽 @PNav57]

For those of you outside Texas that can’t make it to see the eclipse tomorrow, it looks something like this:

[Matt @Matt_M67]

@83percenter @JohnCornyn 😂😂😂