Matt.

I didn't do that thing a while back. All views are my own, but definitely not yours. Felt Tweety, might delete later.

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@Nigel_Farage What, told the country what a shyster you are?

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@SarahForRuncorn No one's standing because they all want to be as far away from that clown show as possible.

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@StephenFPI @LozzaFox @Nigel_Farage And they strictly prohibit using half-eaten crayons to fill it in, too.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Game on, Nige.

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@SamCKx They won't. Unfortunately there are a terrible amount of chronic dribblers who get their "news" from angry Facebook algos

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@abbeylinegold @JuliaHB1 A renewed mandate for what? Sucking Trump's schwang or not turning up for work?

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@ZiaYusufUK Despite the fact you're not allowed to and you bloody know it ya toad

[WeAreTheDeeplyUnhelpful48% 🇪🇺 #RejoinEU 🍀 @Budfrog]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @Nigel_Farage We are all #CountBinface for #Clacton

[Alan Bradley @AlanBradleyTram]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @Nigel_Farage Looks like it's going to be a two horse race between a comedy candidate dressed in a ridiculous outfit, who doesn't really care about the constituents and is only in it for the attention.

Versus Count Binface.

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@IsabelOakeshott @reformparty_uk @Nigel_Farage I mean, looks like all of the other parties are staying away from this sham so it'll be Farage Vs Count Binface.

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@BerkshireFX @ZiaYusufUK @Nigel_Farage The same thing they've been doing without an MP since the election anyway.

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@CrewkerneMan @lewis_goodall Straight out of the Trump playbook. "All eyes on me!"

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@Nigel_Farage I'm guessing you'll be the "victim" of the establishment, you'll skulk away for a bit, wait for the noise to die down then you'll pop back up like a cockroach near the next election.

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@Nigel_Farage It's fine, they can just work hard to trash the country in the name of profit and get a nice £5m bung, you slimy git.

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@JoeyMannarino We don't vote for a Prime Minister, we vote for a representative from a political party for our respective areas, you absolute dunce.

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@GlamBecks21 I'd rather copulate with a broken bottle full of nails.

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@SamCKx @dopeyramone @ChrisMonan @Mrgrez10 @Tesla_Dawg There's literally no point, mate. They're either bots or just thick as mince.

[Matthew Stadlen @MatthewStadlen]

Not hard to picture the scenes a year from now as Labour MPs scratch their heads and ask: Why on earth did we get rid of Starmer?

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@YoungBobRB And then everyone in the police station gave you a standing ovation for your bravery?

[Matt. @Matt_SW]

@Kiptown @David_Rewhorn @Nigel_Farage The part who go about life like they've been kicked in the head by a horse?