Matt-ey-oh

Kids, don't ever let your Dad eat pie.

[Matt-ey-oh @MattafixSA]

Watching shrek. Reminds me a lot about the girls I work with

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Its Jess!

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Dollar Dollar make them Haalllaaa

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Miami Snacks look delicious, been living in the wrong town far too long

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@bee06_smith sounds like a fair trade :)

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@bee06_smith you are an A-hole, and you want me to bring you back something ;)

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Supersize, Everywhere!

[Kitteh! @CatsEvilTwin]

Best of luck @MattafixSA !! Show them how it's done that side, ye? ;)

[Sianna Book @SianBook93]

Big ups 2 @MattafixSA have a radsticks time in the US of A! Now go crush it & when they ask u what u are doing tell them u are rushing it

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Last Day Bitches

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@shaynesteynberg Feels like we're taking a stroll on Satan's sweaty gooch

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Slipped on my own sweat

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@GarethCliff giving shitty mondays a new meaning with this toilet talk

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What do you do when a girl is choking? Just back up a few inches

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The day after tomorrow :P

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X-men: Days of future past... Motherfuckers 2014. X-men will never get old

[regular mike @beardedsaffa]

Wish could meet someone named Barry Shit

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Boom! You've been lawyer'ed

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Working in the effing garden, kill me now, someone give me a senzu bean

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Long distance relationships is what teenagers say to get laid before summer