Matthew Schwanke

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

"What are you most proud of in your life?"

Me:

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

He’s dying

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

President Trump had 22 medical specialists assess him as part of his latest checkup, according to a medical report recently released by the White House, who also declined to identify which physicians assessed him. https://t.co/RooASN5kaj

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

A+++

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

@marklevinshow Fuck you and Netanyahu

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

It's a huge problem Republican men think this fucking matters at all.

[Dan Weldon for FL-64 @TampaDan]

It's a huge problem for the Democrat Party that you take one look at the men they run for elected office and just know that they couldn't name a single obscure wide receiver from the early 2000s.

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

@MacFarlaneNews @TheRickWilson Oh look a Republican with balls

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

Why are republicans such fucking dorks

[Jack @jackunheard]

Don’t be Seth Rogen…

> 44 years old
> Liberal
> Childless
> Liberal wife
> Pot head
> Not funny

Just an overall loser.

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

Lol millions of people will celebrate your death fatty.

[Shelby Talcott @ShelbyTalcott]

Trump on the death of Robert Mueller: “Good, I’m glad he’s dead.”

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

Funny how they weren’t doing this til you killed their leader and 100 school children

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

He can’t be this stupid he just can’t .

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: If we didn't do that B-2 attack, Israel would have been wiped out. They would have had a nuclear weapon within two weeks after that

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

Are you fucking kidding me

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

Leg day in Austin.

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

🚨 Howard Lutnick's family firm bought up the rights to tariff refunds for 20-30 cents on the dollar after Liberation Day last year.

Today, the Supreme Court struck the tariffs down. For every $100 invested, Lutnick's sons just made 3-5x.

Welcome to Crony Corrupt America.

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

@Lukewearechange Have you considered that maybe Trump is an idiot

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

Dementia

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump: "Minnesota is a mess. There's something in the water up there. I won the state three times, but I got no credit for it. I won that state three times but it's a rigged state.”

@grok How many times did Trump actually win Minnesota? Keep it short

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

So every January 6th rioter beating cops should’ve been shot and killed I guess

[The Megyn Kelly Show @MegynKellyShow]

New Alex Pretti video completely blows up the left's narrative...

@MegynKelly - "This guy was looking for a FIGHT":

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

your party is protecting pedophiles

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

One of the main reasons I left the Democrat Party was because of their hostility towards God and those who have faith in or are trying to cultivate their love for God. Those so-called 'protestors' who tried to intimidate and terrorize innocent women, children, and men in the Minneapolis church is just another example of their hostility towards God and His worshippers. Such behavior is demoniac and should be condemned by everyone, and those who took part in such intimidation tactics should be held accountable.

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

Vance has more sympathy for the officer cause he got “30 stitches” over the woman who was shot in the face and killed. Fuck you.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Vance: He deserves a debt of gratitude and I think the media prejudging and talking about this guy as if he is a murderer is one of the most disgraceful things I have seen from the American media.

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

He literally was out of the way of the car when he shot her in the fucking head.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Here's the video you dumb MAGA ghouls. The woman was attempting to flee, she wasn't trying to run over an ICE agent https://t.co/jrKAMSav1z

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

Biden’s DOJ charged his own son for crimes and Trump’s DOJ protects pedophiles.

[U.S. Department of Justice @TheJusticeDept]

The Department of Justice has officially released nearly 30,000 more pages of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein.

Some of these documents contain untrue and sensationalist claims made against President Trump that were submitted to the FBI right before the 2020 election. To be clear: the claims are unfounded and false, and if they had a shred of credibility, they certainly would have been weaponized against President Trump already.

Nevertheless, out of our commitment to the law and transparency, the DOJ is releasing these documents with the legally required protections for Epstein’s victims.

https://t.co/CXGLh4qO59

[Matthew Schwanke @MatthewSchwanke]

Thank you for fucking me over Grindr Mike Johnson

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

🚨NEW: Speaker Johnson says there will not be a vote to extend Affordable Care Act subsidies. Insurance premiums are now guaranteed to increase by an average of $1,016 - over 110 percent - next year.

RETWEET to let America know the GOP is increasing health care costs!

[Covie @covie_93]

In that one post trump proved that everything Rob Reiner ever said about him is true.