mattyp

[mattyp @Mattpierce03]

They don’t even know what’s coming

[megan @diarrheamegan]

do you rember

[mattyp @Mattpierce03]

Elite slander

[Daron 𓋹 #moorefc @Billsbyabillpt2]

“Alright Lamar you’re the best Qb in the world all we need you do is-”

Lamar:

[mattyp @Mattpierce03]

Still #bolieving

[camille @carabinergrrrl]

starting a band called “beach boys 2” and writing songs like “gooder vibrations” and “wouldn’t it be even nicer”

[Rip @AyyyyyJay]

a toothpick makes all the difference

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[Moog @MoogMeg]

Niggas call me the sandwich because I got my meat between my bread #Imfuckingthemoney

[luke @ihylouu]

on the good days go for a walk. on the bad days go for a longer walk

[mattyp @Mattpierce03]

😔

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Can you guess this NFL player? 🤔

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Can you guess this NFL player? 🤔

[mattyp @Mattpierce03]

@chynnats

[mattyp @Mattpierce03]

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence

[chynna @chynnats]

@Mattpierce03 transxcellence

[abee?🦉 @abeeszn]

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

[jonnie 🐶 @taembian]

When u jaywalk and theres actually a car there #MyBad

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Dudes start 0-1 in fantasy and be thinking “maybe I don’t deserve to live”