blue shirt yellow hat

David, stop

[ostonox @ostonox]

he's beginning to empathize with the algae

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Yeah man, you can really feel the spirit of togetherness coming from this administration in nonpartisan recognition of America’s 250th.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

This administration, as many have pointed out, is not just one giant grift but a Make a Wish Foundation for the people in it and their friends and family. So pathetic.

[Neet @neet_sol]

picking a random college major on a whim at 18

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

When you wanna quit your job but it took 6 months 444 applications and 3 in interviews to just get this one

[Uncle Danny @uncledanny24]

Night 3 of a bachelor party post 30.

[🫪xǝlɐ @laundryy_dj]

they won. you're afraid of your neighbours and fellow workers instead of the bourgeoisie, who steal the equivalent value of that computer from you over and over and over until you die. they own you completely

[Rose Gray & Lara Croft Charts @sebaeby]

New intern brings a Walkman to listen to cd’s while working

[Isobel Fox @foxxobel]

I Am Walking Here

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I an a progressive guy... but this was too much IMO

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

“Men should be beasts of burden, and experience no happiness or joy,” said the professional comedian on his podcast.

[blue shirt yellow hat @Mattsatthat]

Unfortunately you really do have to be posturemaxing 24/7

[f.₳RT @cNFTfART]

@MAGAVoice it was The Trump Curse™

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

(If I was at the roast of Kevin Hart)

Pete Davidson is here! Pete’s dated Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, EmRata, and many others

(Turn to Pete)

Hey Pete! All of those memories are now but ash in the sands of time

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

still think about this bit everyday. line reading of the decade.