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[alan woke @mangointahiti]

some shit knoxville would wear while breaking his penis via bull

[Joel Birmingham @Joelbirmz12]

Me in my site trousers right now

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

*Affluent White female liberal picks up toddler from pre-school*

“How was your day, sweetie, I missed you!”

“Nigga why is you always axin me all these damn questions, can a nigga at least get some damn juice first, sheeeiiiit!”

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

He’ll end up agreeing to have Quansah executed by lethal injection

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It must be expensive being a Scottish football fan. First you have to buy a Mexican flag. Then you have to buy a Norwegian flag. Where will it end?

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

SUCCESSFUL GABRIEL HATEWATCH

[City Chief @City_Chief]

Paraguay getting criticised for the way they played? What exactly do people expect a small nation like that to do?

They knocked Germany out and bullied France for 70 minutes before losing to a penalty.

They fought for every ball, every inch, every second. Nothing but respect for Paraguay. 🇵🇾👏

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

First popular thing Keir Starmer does in his entire time in government.

Denied by a thunderstorm.

Incredible.

[Cockus Flightball #QUIZNARYAN 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

Cuzz Lightyear

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Who made this 😭😭😭😭

[Jöth @notJoth]

My bollocks after being peeled off my thigh for the 13th time today in this heat

[SK Sturm Graz @SKSturm]

Durch den 4. Platz von @AVFCOfficial in der @premierleague sind wir im #UCL-Q2 gesetzt! 🏆 #sturmgraz

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🗣️ 'Radicalised by the likes of Greta Thunberg, young females are spurning marriage and capitalism – society as we know it is at risk'

Read @RowanPelling's take on young women increasingly turning to the Left ⤵️
https://t.co/DwXSXVdhSo