Matthew Cooke

@stockton_townfc #UTA⚓️ @Boro #UTB @England @Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom

[Birmingham City FC @BCFC]

One of the other key fixtures to keep an eye on... 🔎

[Matthew Cooke @MattyCooke93]

Literally Mexico 😂

[Cal Metcalfe @pompeycal_]

How can it be 13° in #Pompey but -4 in Southampton.

[luke @louorns]

HAAAS ANYONE SEEN

TOMBOLA ECKTARDS TACTICS
COCK SALT
MATT LE TISSIER’ GLOBAL WARMING LASER BEAMS
FINN AZAZ IN BIG GAMES
TINKER TAYLOR SOLIDER SPY
WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING HOME
LIVE STREAMING
TWITCH
SAINTS ROB LEFT EYE

[Lee Martin @LRM_10]

Me looking for #SaintsFC fans at Wembley #UTB

[Matthew Cooke @MattyCooke93]

😂😂

[Mitchell @MitchellT27]

As an autistic man, I judge characters very very quickly based on their vocal features, mannerisms and expressions.

This man is one of the most uncomfortable people I've ever seen.

His Aura is that of a BBC employee in the 80s.

Absolute fiddler.

[Matthew Cooke @MattyCooke93]

No way an analyst was allowed a day off 2 days before a play off semi final. Which means his boss knew about it, which means the club knew about it. End of story.

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

🚨Exclusive: Southampton accept ‘spying’ charge but claim analyst acted alone

🎥 “Spy” caught with professional surveillance equipment
🙏 Saints hope “lone wolf” defence satisfies EFL
💷 Range of punishments open

@LukeEdwardsTele has the full story: https://t.co/SyhUrmW6EE

[Matthew Cooke @MattyCooke93]

@Boro Not true @Boro come on?

[Stockton Town FC @stockton_townfc]

Club Statement

Stockton Town FC can confirm that following a hearing with the Northern Premier League, the Club has been deducted three points from our November fixture against Warrington Rylands due to the participation of an ineligible player.

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[Boropolis @Boropolis]

NOT to be messed with.

#Boro | #UTB | #WWFC

[Alex Brundle @AlexBrundle]

Liam did not break any of the rules covering the situation of marshals crossing the track in front of his car.

Because there aren’t any

Because it shouldn’t happen.

Hope that helps.

[Billingham Town FC @BillinghamTown]

Hi Lawrence, you're right ☹️ I had a few too many beers yesterday and tried to make a humorous post in the name of 'banter'. I appreciate I may have upset a lot of people so I'd like to take this moment to apologise TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY! THE BILLY TOWN ADMIN DOES WHAT HE WANTS 🔵⚪️

[Stockton Town FC @stockton_townfc]

Good morning, Anchors fans 🌞

Fancy a cuppa and a Thommo special? ☕️🔥

#UTA⚓️

[Matthew Cooke @MattyCooke93]

@UTFB97 BDIQNEHDJAKSNAJAJWBWNNAJABW

[Stockton Town FC @stockton_townfc]

We are delighted to confirm the signing of forward Amar Purewal, who joins the club as our first summer addition 🤝

https://t.co/RQJGozzh6Z

#UTA⚓️

[Stockton Town FC @stockton_townfc]

Our future is in safe hands 🏆

#UTA⚓️

[Matthew Cooke @MattyCooke93]

Where’s he off? 👀

[Hebburn Town FC @HebburnTown]

Amar Purewal to leave hornets

https://t.co/YKM4AYez45

[Alex Hall @boro_alex2]

@johnmau30572532 @stockton_townfc Penalties again 😂😂😂😂

[NON-LEAGUE FOOTBALL @nonleagueforall]

⚽️ WHAT A GOAL

Kevin Hayes of @stockton_townfc scored this screamer tonight to help his club progress to the @NorthernPremLge play off final!