Matthew Moschetto

Just a small cog in a machine that I’m increasingly beginning to suspect is digital.

[Matthew Moschetto @MattySleeves]

@arthuromeo Yes. That was very much my point. I’ve never seen a Nets fan in the wild.

[Matthew Moschetto @MattySleeves]

New Yorkers agree on NOTHING! Not pizza. Not politics. Not anything! There are Mets fans and Yankees fans. Giants fans and Jets fans, Rangers and Islanders fans. But EVERYONE in NY is a Knicks fan!!! This is truly magical. In a divided city, we are all happy tonight. (Nets who?)

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Last night was MY “Aaron Fucking Boone” game. Whatever he took from Boston in 2003, he gave back last night.

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Taylor Sheridan: Guys! This list of plot ideas is awesome! Some pretty dark shit here but awesome. I don’t know how we’re gonna choose

Writer: What if we don’t choose?

TS: You mean….

W: …don’t…choose

TS: …

W: …

TS: You sick sonofabitch…HELL YEAH…USE ‘EM ALL!!!

[Matthew Moschetto @MattySleeves]

I can’t wait for next week’s episode of 1923 where we’ll see the next 7.5 miles of the Dutton’s 5,000 mile journey that began a season and a half ago. I hope we get another riveting waiting room scene or more last second train boardings. It’s gonna be 1928 before they get there!

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@dieworkwear Jeff Beigeos

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@JasonKander An incel comino if you will.

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Hey, @WholeFoods. Quick question. Are….are those….dino nuggets???

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@steveODMP @elonmusk @DOGE @SenSchumer I think his problem is with giving the unelected and completely unaccountable billionaire access to government databases. To be honest, it’s my problem with it too.

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@TeaPainUSA Trump is picking fights with our friends because he is completely beholden to our enemies

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@InterestingSTEM Their*

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So Pete Hegseth being confirmed for SecDef has gotta be end of imposter syndrome, right? There’s no way ANYONE can feel that they aren’t qualified for their job now.

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RIP Bob Uecker.

There will never be another.

[Matthew Moschetto @MattySleeves]

@AJVoelpel Did you split the G?

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@HancocksHalf @gunsnrosesgirl3 Luckily for us in the American Northeast, it famously never gets cold so we can have fire hydrants. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@AnnieForTruth Maybe Mexico will pay for the groceries 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Spencer61188 @ZachFoxSports1 @KCBD11 @TexasTechFB @nocontextcfb The end zone pylons being an internationally recognized symbol of American patriotism, this post doesn’t at all make you seem like an ignorant, racist, dipshit.

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@AKBrews Diabetes?

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@InternetH0F “Dipshit walking around like he’s in Fallujah claiming to be a fisherman gets exactly the interaction he wanted”

There. Fixed it for you.

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@goofhonk14167 @dieworkwear So you think That Levi’s is going to build a factory, move all their equipment, hire and train hundreds of workers here in the US instead of just charging you $20 more for jeans to cover the cost of the tariff? They don’t give a shit about tariffs. They don’t pay them. YOU DO!