Maureen Tischer

🗺 National Park Enthusiastic (36/61)🌲 Seamstress🧵🪡You’ll find me at a party by the guacamole 🥑

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

zach bryan, luke bryan, and zach brown are all the same person to me and i’m being so serious

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

The best part about driving a 2010 honda civic is you can just like bump into stuff. who cares

[Avery Edison @aedison]

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Klangphonics is a three-piece techno band from Regensburg, Germany, incorporating the sound of a sewing machine

[N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky 👻💉💊 @DrSpooky_ER]

My car Chapstick is missing and now I gotta move my bedside table Chapstick to my car and it’s fucking chaos

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

😂😂😂

[lia @tallsnail]

so i've noticed that when i wash clothes with non-crunchy toxic laundry detergent, they get very clean and smell nice

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware.

But you can’t have both.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

so weird when you meet a girl with the same name as your sister because they’re like hi I’m Jenna and you’re like no you are not. I’m sorry but you are not

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“Do you want 23 chunks of cheese?”

“No that’s okay”

“We’ve breaded and deep fried them”

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Congratulations to Taylor's boyfriend—and the entire Kansas City Chiefs community! 💕🏈

[Other Nixon @NotThatNixon]

My skin is also doing Dry January

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

When someone has a “salt life” sticker in the Midwest

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

when you get ramen and they only give you half the egg…. where did the rest of the egg go…….. give it to me…….

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

New Year's Eve would be so much better if it happened around 7ish.

[Maureen Tischer @MaureenTischer]

I’m as proud as I can be of Andrew and his team! What a fantastic experience for him so early in his career!

[Douglas Kupas, MD, FAEMS, FACEP @DrDougKupas]

Great presentation on initiation of CPR in rural vs urban environments by @agtischer and @mo_cares . @PCRF and @ESO supported many early career researchers at this year's @EMSWorldOFCL conference.