Max Greenberg

feminist army wife grad student social worker cat lover and Noah Centineo fan

[Max Greenberg @MaxGreenberg15]

@gillenwaaah @JoeBiden @POTUS Seriously.

[Max Greenberg @MaxGreenberg15]

Thank you @taylorswift13 for spending 3,732 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/BWe7VScJZx

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@gillenwaaah She was so mean this episode!! And honestly, I thought Savannah handled it like a champ!

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@gillenwaaah SOOOO agree

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@hulu what’s going on with streaming?

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

starting out this new quarantine day asking myself:
-what im grateful for
-what is in my control/what can i change
-how can i create structure in chaos
-how do i feel/what does my body need/how do i get it
-who am i accountable to
-what is bringing me joy
-how can i be helpful

[Max Greenberg @MaxGreenberg15]

Cats are the OG consent warriors. They do NOT blame the victim and ALWAYS leave a mark on the perpetrator for proof. #thankyoucats #catfacts #consentwarriors #yesmeansyes

[Max Greenberg @MaxGreenberg15]

@KarenKilgariff @GHardstark bingeing @MyFavMurder is the only thing getting me through #COVID19Korea lockdown, so thank you, ladies and Steven! Stay sexy and DON’T GET CORONAVIRUS!! 😷☠️

[Max Greenberg @MaxGreenberg15]

@gillenwaaah It’s ALL ego

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@northandclark Love how the poster turned out!

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THANK 👏 YOU 👏 THIS 👏 IS 👏WHAT 👏 I’VE 👏 BEEN 👏 SAYING👏

[bobby @bobby]

the key to productivity is always having three potable liquids available to you. a caffeine source, a classic water, and a wildcard.

[Max Greenberg @MaxGreenberg15]

@bobby THANK 👏 YOU 👏 THIS 👏 IS 👏WHAT 👏 I’VE 👏 BEEN 👏 SAYING👏

[Max Greenberg @MaxGreenberg15]

@dadwroteaporno This LITERALLY made my Christmas Eve this year! I’m CRYING on the train trying to hold in my laughter 🤣🤣 @FlintstoneRocky thank you for this gift 💝

[Max Greenberg @MaxGreenberg15]

@nicolebyer Bose (headphones?), love, and CRABS 🦀

[Max Greenberg @MaxGreenberg15]

My Top 5 of 2019. Who were yours? #spotifywrapped https://t.co/vsMUwgY84J

[Max Greenberg @MaxGreenberg15]

@chrissyteigen Was it onesie night??

[Max Greenberg @MaxGreenberg15]

@Toriana312 This is great

[Max Greenberg @MaxGreenberg15]

@JemVenn @dadwroteaporno I’m finally caught up too! I can now follow social media without spoilers! This is the perfect replacement for Monday night Bachelor

[Max Greenberg @MaxGreenberg15]

@chrissyteigen So sweet! My husband is in the army and would visit me in his stop over flight from training, just for a few hours for dinner or to sleep in the same bed before going back. It was the best few hours 🤗🥰 and it would hold me over until I got to see him again.

[ACLU @ACLU]

Efforts to restrict access to reproductive health care in the United States aren’t holding up in court. Now the Trump administration is trying to spread this dangerous, extreme ideology overseas.

This is shameful. https://t.co/mTVhYNxBJu