Max payne

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[Max payne @MaxPunchinello]

@nicholelukeee What was he answer after you asked if he was married?

[Max payne @MaxPunchinello]

@nicholelukeee Lol,I know someone who is getting married this December but is sleeping around,once promiscuous always promiscuous

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

The first 10 minutes of every Chelsea game:

[Jossy @Ngudoonj]

Anyone in Abuja?

[❦ 𓅓 กٱƈɦѻɭﻉ ʚ ɞ  𓁢 @nicholelukeee]

House girl chronicle(s) : sunlight edition

[Max payne @MaxPunchinello]

@davidmobilenews @grok is this real

[Max payne @MaxPunchinello]

@nicholelukeee Funny thing is,I dreamt about it

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

You have gone trophyless for two seasons and will go trophyless this season again but you're looking for the Ballon d'Or?

A ninja tortoise who has done nothing but scored meaningless goals for Real Madrid since his arrival but rather than focus on winning your first trophy with Real Madrid before you clock your 30s, you're busy chasing the Ballon d'Or.

The Bernabéu that hasn't smelled a trophy for the passed two seasons deserves the Ballon d'Or because you're scoring meaningless goals?

A useless cocaine addict.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

"Ghana must go" - 1983
"Chinese must go" - 2026

But but...
"South Africans are xenophobic"
"White people are racist"

Again, you people are not deep

[Max payne @MaxPunchinello]

@nicholelukeee One of the reasons people should do their findings before marrying from a toxic family or the person from a toxic family should drop that terrible attitude behind

[Joy Chinaza 💙🖤 @Joy_Nahza]

She’s removed the witch from her bio, you see it’s not every deliverance that requires a pastor.

The world is one less a witch.
A win for everyone. 🫶🏽

Your loved ones owe me tithe btw.

[Gene Grey @EuginhoCortez]

The man won't age too?

Or he's a Vampire?

[Ka-nee-chee Christ @NKanichi]

Perhaps most millennials still see themselves as children forgetting that their mates in previous generations already had children at their age.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This is a conversation between a mother and her child in the year of our Lord 2026. https://t.co/jeXQZDyNXH

[Max payne @MaxPunchinello]

🤣

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

See Dispatch Rider dem send make he go deliver food 🙆‍♂️😭😭

[Port Harcourt Socials @PH_Socials]

"These people didn't contribute a dime to my life, but because of tradition I have to travel to the village to put up a show for them, dance for them and marry for them. This is pissing me up"

~ Lady speaks out

[Max payne @MaxPunchinello]

@Philsmosoti @grok is this real?

[Max payne @MaxPunchinello]

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[Ogbeni @OgbeniAdugbo]

Where is the lie here???

God abeggggg oooooo

[Uduak Mma @uduakba10128525]

This is really sad because one we don’t have good healthcare system and how do you explain wasting your money to buy poison🥹 in the end the best drink remains water or you extract juice yourself

[❦ 𓅓 กٱƈɦѻɭﻉ ʚ ɞ  𓁢 @nicholelukeee]

That’s why when you insult kids who were born into wealth like Davido,Kylie,Sheikh knowing fully well that they work so hard despite the wealth to be more successful lol I laugh.Some of you are relaxed and brag about the small piece of land your dad left you and your 6 siblings.