Maxwell

12 inches. I keep it in my room.

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@HullCityKits *old age

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @kickback_nedum @jonawils Is Frank Lampard making Everton shit before being parachuted in to save Chelsea from relegation the greatest piece of preparation the game has ever seen?

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

Similar vibes to when I saw a woman get out of a car to shout at a pigeon that was in her way in a supermarket car park in 2016 and thought “her vote counts the same as mine”.

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@rayfrase01 @HumbersideSport @HullCity You've used far more words than necessary to say "Hi, l'm Ray and l'm a disrespectful insignificance”.
He was a wonderful man, and worth 1,000 of you.

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@DavidMuttering @BarristerSecret @BBCNews @Nataliecsmith05 💁🏼‍♂️

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@TUIUK @nataliecsmith05 Didn’t think it could get worse, but here’s Charlotte to take us by surprise. Dare you to either give us a date by which we can expect a response, or say something helpful.

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@asbelmore Not if you avoid being in London. No tubes in Manchester.

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@BootstrapCook @UnrollThread

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

Sums it up perfectly. Best sport in the world is rotten to the core.

[Elizabeth Ammon @legsidelizzy]

Times Leader: The Times view on Azeem Rafiq’s evidence: Sporting Failure

https://t.co/YkyDtKQPvs

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@selvecricket Finally someone else has noticed! Brought his A game; suspect he knew he’d be in shot and has taken full advantage.

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

Is this why I’ve been stuck to my fridge for the last week?!

[Tyler Buchanan @Tylerjoelb]

Wow. An anti-vaccine nurse in Ohio tried to prove the Vaccines Cause Magnetism theory in an state legislative committee. The demonstration did not go to plan

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@MaracasFlute Disappointing.

https://t.co/FDCV2J4XDZ

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@PoyWstAdlPol RIP egg 🥚😞

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@HullCityLive Burke & de Wijs’ redemption would be coming off the bench for the last 5 to form an unlikely strike partnership and getting on the end of a long one to score the winner.

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@collins3011 Is this a memory from when you expectantly undressed “your sister’s” Barbie when you were a kid?

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@mcurrie95 Marbula1 marble racing on YouTube. 8 Grand Prix plus qualifying. Thank me later.

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

It gets 4/5 on @whatcar which is very good, but I wouldn’t go as far as ‘outstanding’.

[North West Motorway Police @NWmwaypolice]

Outstanding Stolen vehicle sighted just off network in #Poynton.

Recovery being arranged and the vehicle will be returned to the rightful owner.

#HT84 @CheshireRCU - Another good day at the office 👍

[Maxwell @Maxperry85]

@collins3011 @Crap90sFootball There’s no finesse here.