Jonathan Maxwell

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough. -Frank Sinatra. Firefighter/Paramedic by trade, never take life too seriously

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@StateDept And win you are. While the rest of us can’t afford life.

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@JDVance @WhiteHouse Sounds familiar…

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@TheOwlsCapital @kiantrades @JonEtrades I’m still holding the stock from your original call out at $0.88/s. 😂💰💰

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@Globalflows Won’t they just do an offering if the price runs up into a gamma squeeze? They’ve got like 35mil shares locked and loaded.

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@SecRubio @WhiteHouse

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@RepNancyMace Trump is mentioned more times in the files than God is mentioned in the Bible. You going to investigate that too?

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@PJBrizzle @FBIDirectorKash @FBI @UnrollThread

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@PlanetOfMemes @JDVance Biden crime family… oh wait

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@JDVance @WhiteHouse Start in your own house JD

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@WhiteHouse

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@JDVance @WhiteHouse Gotta redirect that money to daddy’s ballroom, right? Another waste of taxpayer dollars.

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@grok @unusual_whales @grok military recruits give sperm samples?

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@grok @unusual_whales @grok so testosterone is down because they’re fat. And sperm data is skewed due to the fact that normal, healthy males, and males that aren’t looking for fertility treatments, aren’t giving sperm. So how do they get those numbers?

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@unusual_whales 30 questions?!?! 😂

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@LauraLoomer You still talk about Biden so much that I thought he was still president.

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@GuntherEagleman @SecWar Gargle gargle gargle

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@SecWar @WhiteHouse So glad we can have this war machine while our citizens get bankrupted after receiving emergency medical care. GOD. BLESS. AMERICA. LAND. OF. THE. FREE.

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@WhiteHouse @SecRubio Gargle them balls, baby boy!

[Jonathan Maxwell @MaxwellJonathan]

@StateDept Nobody is buying this explanation, Marky Mark. Even the hardcore MAGA are turning against you after promises made, promises broken, “no new wars!” 🙄