Mybry

University of Delaware '18

[martha @mxmsworld]

Tuesday, only? Are we sure???

[Loky @lokymann]

Can I get a tracking number?

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

you should be able to call the ice cream truck like an uber

[Tee☆🎱🎳 @Uchendu_Terry]

I hate flying insects man, you can fly FOR FREE. You could fly to any holiday destination of your choice but here you are in my face.

[ghost 👻 @GhostyyyBabeee]

You can literally be fighting for your life, and people will only notice that you aren’t showing up for them the way they want you to.

[raspy & depressed @killahBEENbee]

why would you say some shit like this

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

1. Decorum
2. Shame
3. Respect
4. Reading and comprehension
5. Shame

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

This could be us but you playing

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

the concept of getting a soft-serve twist cone covered in rainbow sprinkles with somebody who loves me https://t.co/PDZIfSq8hA

[mðråñ† @_ybmorant]

“cant wait till i get older” was the dumbest shit i ever said

[meghan @deloisivete]

You ever meet someone and just know immediately that they have a live laugh love sign in their house

[໊ @sonohoor]

the “p” in my name stands for patience, yeah that’s why it’s not there

[𝒜𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓎𝒶𝒽 🕸️🩷 @_ascorpiosdiary]

What I expect my summer to be like with the homies

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Get me to god’s country

[Redd @ReddCinema]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

[chance swago ͜× @babs_laylow]

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

I don't like the kind of person I become when I'm left all alone with a new package of Chips Ahoy.