Sam Mayer

Ride Fast Pet Cats

[Sam Mayer @Mayerinator]

@MaryMala09 They handle the harness so well! This lil guy has come a long way from the streets of SATX

[Sam Mayer @Mayerinator]

@MaryMala09 Dental treats, a water additive, and cat toothpaste have done a pretty good job for me!

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

how to get out of the mirror universe

[Sam Mayer @Mayerinator]

@MaryMala09 And swapped it out for...? Perhaps gluten-free @TitosVodka with a silly cardboard collar on every bottle?

[Sam Mayer @Mayerinator]

I love that we're in a society where 'Never Gonna Give You Up' is a song that can be unironically played

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

how to escape doomscroll singularity

[Sam Mayer @Mayerinator]

@EricBenSinovic @TychoBrahe You can't play music with a pencil. Or can you? https://t.co/SveYPrKWGT

[Sam Mayer @Mayerinator]

@EricBenSinovic @TychoBrahe Wow. That's so eerie! Similarly, the Imperial March in a major key is how I think the bsong was "really written." The unreliable rebel scum narrator just purveys it to us in the "original" version.
https://t.co/mRhfZ1A618

[chompie @chompie1337]

dentist: so, are you flossing?
me: are you using a unique password for every account?

[Dennis Wagner @wagnerdennis]

@aahoogendoorn @swardley @scottdavis99 Yup. And I always wonder why that is. Especially given how early people knew about that. I present to you quotes from the lecture ”The humble programmer“ by Edsger W. Dijkstra from 1972 (!)

[milk🔻 @TheSuperiorPink]

this can’t be the future dippin dots was the ice cream of

[Data Tips @Data_Tips]

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Iambic rhyming couplets written in heptameter
Enable complex phrasing as a strong parameter

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[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Vet: "Your cat is... chonky."
Me: 😭
Vet: "A real bonkus chonkus, just a... {looks at chart} a real chonkster."
Me: 😭
Vet: "I have heard of bok choy, but what we have got here is some sort of chonk boy."
Me: 😭😭

[✨COURT-COURT ✨ @TE_AMO_COURT]

There are 2 types of ppl in this world smh

[Sam Mayer @Mayerinator]

@MaryMala09 Cone of shame! Although, my cat is wearing it since he just got neutered

[Sam Mayer @Mayerinator]

This. It took 2 hours from initial login to having outlook open recently

[Sam Mayer @Mayerinator]

@thephysicsgirl @smartereveryday, sounds like you're needed!

[Sam Mayer @Mayerinator]

@MaryMala09 Just keep paying your cat tax!

[Sam Mayer @Mayerinator]

@MaryMala09 I'm really satisfied with:
IREENUO Cat Backpack Carrier -... https://t.co/O93dI3LRo4