Teacher Mayhem

I am all those things in education that could go wrong that do go wrong...Parody account not associated with any insurance company, duh.

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

@jdrch @UF7Gator You don't know anything about Mike Leach.

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

Hey kids wanna hear Google sing any filthy sentence you type? Slap on those AirPods!

[Brian Briggs (he/him/his) @bribriggs]

After listening to @cultofpedagogy 6 tools to try in 2020, was playing around with the @google creatability experiments/Word Synth. https://t.co/XzxjlPpPT3 @creativeedtech @mrlosik @CheckThisOutBR @jcorippo #createwithchrome

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

There is nothing more emblematic of the current state of edu-twitter than receiving a DM from a rando asking you to promote their book.

Everybody's got a book. Everybody's promoting. Everybody expects every other rando to promote their stuff.

Viral man. Gotta go viral!

[Dean Shareski @shareski]

There’s nothing more endearing and thrilling than receiving a DM from a rando asking you to promote their book.

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

Hey Edu-Twitter,

How about this for a New Years Resolution?

Pour me a double of helpful resources. Take it easy on the self-promotion and hold your freaking sanctimony.

Your "brand" will appreciate it.

#edchat #edutwitter #Adminchat

[The Modest Teacher @ModestTeacher]

Instead of gender reveals, I’m going to start doing grade reveals with my students.

Hit the piñata and whatever color chalk dust emerges that’s your grade.

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

I'm that elf on a shelf you bought this weekend to try and scare your students into being good these next 3 weeks...

Good luck trying to remember to move my ass around the classroom...and don't forget all the zany pranks you're supposed to do too.

Merry #Mayhem Christmas!

[Gary Stager - New Invent To Learn Book! @garystager]

How is this still a thing?

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

At schools that don't start late into August or after Labor Day, there are two kinds already going gung ho everyday: the martyr who has SO much to do...and the socialite who has no one else to talk to. Both will suck the life from you.

Don't be or fall prey to either!

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

How about a green check mark for educators who only tweet to sell you something?

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

Dude, is that your email signature or your trophy case?

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

What warms your heart more? Automated Linked-In congrats on a work anniversary or meeting that stand goal on the Apple Watch.

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

#Dynasty USWNT>Soviet Hockey #ShipIt #FIFAWWC

Equal pay? Heck, pay 'em more than the guys. A lot more people follow this team.

[Alex Morgan @alexmorgan13]

WORLD CHAMPIONS

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

I wonder how many young instructors at the Jedi Academy look at Yoda and Obi Wan as just the pissy old farts in the staff lounge and swear they'll NEVER be like them no matter how old they get.

Newsflash: The longer you teach, the more the pissy old farts make sense.

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

Throw up the Mayhem sign Commissioner O'Donnell.

["The Game Show Guy" Ryan O'Donnell @creativeedtech]

@greggeilers @bribriggs @CheckThisOutBR @MayhemTeacher Nice tag with the Mayhem Teacher Gregg!
I feel like this person is our Batman out there

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

You know what doesn't help teacher refresh and recharge over the summer? Neighbors with roosters. All that cock-a-doodle-doo crap is cute at story time but not any fun at 5:30 on a summer Monday morning.

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

#HowTheProsDoIt #ISTE19

[Lauren Boulden @LaurenBoulden]

@OtusK12 coming in clutch with free cheesesteaks at #Iste19 !

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

You wanna talk Mayhem? Having to install a separate @FoxSports app to watch @FS1 and @USWNT in the #FIFAWWC in addition to the Fox Sports Go app I already have on my #AppleTV Let's hang cinco on España.

[David Hoelscher @Wildcards_David]

@MayhemTeacher @stickermule So true...but we love the stickers they made for us. And the price gets so low in higher quantities... What? No, no, no, I have this under control, I don't have a problem. I can quit anytime... :)

[Teacher Mayhem @MayhemTeacher]

Holy crap. I shoulda been buying stock in @stickermule instead of Mark McGwire rookie cards with the way edtechers are swapping customs decals at #ISTE19