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I write about videogames. I have a boring day job too, but mostly the games thing. also my website has been dead for years. whoops! she/her

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@RoseOfWindsong Exactly: I just want to live my life and be left alone. It has nothing to do with sexual arousal in any way

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@SocDoneLeft Wait, I'm not following the polls super close, but why is MN red in this one?

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Look, politics is all well and good, but it's getting in the way of my boobs and video games on this Very Perfect Website

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@Bigpikachu1 @halomancer1 Look, Jenny Tightpants Just Don't Miss

[Dr. Kristopher Wells @KristopherWells]

I think you mean the most discriminatory and anti-2SLGBTQ+ legislation in Canadian history.

That’s nothing to be proud of Premier Smith. #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli

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This is a trans metaphor.

No elaboration needed, obviously

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Me, anytime I cook ANYTHING:

"Man, those bay leaves I forgot to buy could really have saved this dish"

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@jenny2x4 Might be onto something with a few of these.

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@plsssquietdown Solidarity #CreamIsAFineIngredient #richcreamerybutter #FarmsOrCreamIGuess

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@KaskaJessica He's very cross

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Played the Metaphor Demo; This game is about a twink upending monarchy to save his monarch boyfriend. Can't wait to see how Atlus fucks up this perfect premise.

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@talia_bhatt contextualizing these groups as trans in a discussion for westerners makes sense. When introducing a concept to a people, use the language those people use, right?

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@dannyodwyer The Ultimate Danswer

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@theserfstv Their kid is cosplaying as the lesbian flag

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@girldrawsghosts I'm mad about "Kilgore Trout" there for three reasons:

1) Vonnegut was EXPLICITLY AGAINST taking joy in the deaths of your enemies

2) St Paul is in MN, and we don't stand for that shit around these parts

and

3) A secret 3rd reason.

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@InfiniteTony @hausofdecline If we're sticking with SoR, you'd have to name yourself Skate.

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@msdoedevil Well, not with that attitude, you can't

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@junipermoonlite Like, I'm just starting doing squats and shit gimme a minute JEEZ

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@heinyhxc Finally, someone has the balls to say it.

Wait. Waitwait I mean not HER, but.

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@1tzyb1tzel2 @ManThatCrazy @punishedmother !!?(!)