Kenedy Mayor

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

If you haven't watched yesterday's video of Kalonzo begging Ruto to complete the road to his home, please don't. Instead look for the one Gachagua is harassing him to stop being lazy. Does Riggy G know that Last Born hapendi kushoutiwa? Ngoja uone Kalonzo na bandage leo jioni.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

There are two ways to beat the July cold in Nairobi. One is to roll up your sleeves and hit the road energizing your supporters as you burn down calories per your doctors advise. The other is to dress up like a frostbitten Eskimo and hibernate indoors like a lactating hedgehog.

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

This one here must be a Mossad agent

[Subomap Geosystems @subomapAfrica]

Rain or shine, our dedication to mapping remains unwavering! Our passion for geospatial innovation knows no breaks. No storm can obscure our vision of mapping Africa. We adapt and thrive with the changing seasons.
#Road Engineering survey

[Kenedy Mayor @MayorOkeyo]

#facts #DidYouKnow
School buses are yellow because yellow is the most noticeable color in the peripheral vision and can be seen 1.24 times faster than red. This makes it ideal for ensuring safety by catching the attention of drivers and pedestrians quickly.

#facts #DidYouKnow

[Kenedy Mayor @MayorOkeyo]

Men are more willing to pay for injury than a benefit.Because gratitude is a burden whereas revenge is a pleasure.

@Supreme court

[Kenedy Mayor @MayorOkeyo]

Luck is when preparedness meets opportunity.

[Skiza Na Nation @SkizaNaNation]

🕊️ “Be still and trust in His timing.” 🙏✨

Today’s #SkizaStories features Pastor Rebeccah Nduku with her soulful song "Tulia".

SMS "SKIZA 5438976" to 811 to set it as your tune. 🌿

#Tulia #BehindTheTune #TrustInGod #SkizaNaNation

[Kenedy Mayor @MayorOkeyo]

It's one of the beautiful compensation of life that no man can sincerely help another ,without benefiting himself.
#Safaricom

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Our apologies, @rigathi. We were not familiar with your game.

[Yator Boss☚ @Bossyator]

This is the EBK Board led by Chairperson Eng' Erastus Mwongera.

Engineers (530) article 7(q), mandates EBK with facilitating the internship for Graduate Engineers but what is happening right now is completely the opposite. Young Engineers have been left to fight for themselves, knocking every door and kissing any passing frog as they try to secure internship slots while those at EBK seem to be only interested in Subscription & CPDs monies which sometimes they also charge exorbitant amounts.

Even those who secure internship slots from EBK end up earn peanuts incentives as low as 25,000 per month, (that's less than what masons earn) and we want to pretend that everything is okay?.. NO, we cannot watch helplessly as they continue with this IMPUNITY!.

The next #OccupyCBK will massive, make sure you come ata kama hauna fare tutapaste raundi hii. You have the Power to bring the much needed CHANGE!

[Kenedy Mayor @MayorOkeyo]

@DanChepta @MayorOkeyo

[Kenedy Mayor @MayorOkeyo]

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.

#Raila
#HappyNewYear

[Kenedy Mayor @MayorOkeyo]

No matter how attractive the potential may be. You have to date his/her reality

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

I have two questions

1. List the 3Fs of dating for a man.

2. A man who is 30 years wants to marry. What is the ideal age of the woman he should date?

(2 marks = 2 books.)

WILL NOT EXPLAIN

#MasculinitySaturday

[Kenedy Mayor @MayorOkeyo]

@ke_shakilla Love is not all about kukulana , relationship is built on a pure love.

[Kenedy Mayor @MayorOkeyo]

@MigunaMiguna @RailaOdinga Hey stop shouting here and there, do you want journalists roles .You think you can perform better.