Rahm Emanuel

I will be the next Emperor of Chicago. Chicago needs someone who doesn't have all those political connections. Someone who is honest and savvy. Someone like...

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#Chicago could get 2 feet of snow in next 24 hours, forecasters say. http://on.cnn.com/fbIFIg

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@MayorJerryChico Disaster you say? Here's some dead fish. Enjoy.

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Chicago, do not fear the snow. It's shovel ready.

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@demonsheep I would endorse such an idea. Witnessing a #demonsheep ad sustains my life force in ways I can't even describe.

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"I am not a crook!" How's my Nixon? Good? Yes?

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@CoryBooker Any advice for me as I near my first term as mayor?

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@Linnlondon1 Now, that's not very nice. I'm just a civil servant trying to bring about the destruction of America as we know it. Don't hate.

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@brigwork You are most welcome.

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@highsugar Thank you for your support. It is my goal to be your next mayor and bring about a dictatorship as this world has never witnessed.

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@Linnlondon1 Mandatory civil service is important. Without it, Republican dogs may be allowed free thinking. Which, of course, must end.

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@youitalian Voting Democrat is not enough. The Republican disease must be crushed into the ground like the souls of small children on Dec 26

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@RahmEmanuel Official, maybe. But official mayor? I think not.

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Apparently I'm supposed to watch out for these folks in #tcot. I guess they're kryptonite to socialists? Good thing I'm a demon. Suckers.

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@youitalian Thank you sir. When the river runs red with the blood of my enemies, you will know I have succeeded.

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Besides...I've run out of guys to scream at in the shower in DC. They have spotters waiting for me and clear out before I can have any fun.

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People have asked me if I think it's a demotion to run for mayor vs Obama's chief of staff. Have you seen O's poll numbers?

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Good day Twitterverse. In preparation for my upcoming coronation as Emperor of Chicago, I have chosen to honor this site with my presence.