Brian Mazzarella

Professional Chop Buster. Retired Sex Appeal Consultant.

[Brian Mazzarella @MazzEffect7]

To all the people who are dumping Twitter for BlueSky, Mastodon, Truth Social, Thought Squad, ClusterFuckCavalcade, etc...

Have you considered not doing that and just...oh idk...enjoy having one less social network in your life? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@GameBanana It works now! Thanks a bunch (of bananas)!

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@GameBanana Even when I whitelist your site, I still get this. Come on now...

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You know what? I'm just gonna say it...every dude with a mustache nowadays looks like they belong on a sex offender list. The 80s ended nearly four decades ago and y'all motherf👨🏻ckers ain't Burt Reynolds.

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Sean Lennon covering his dad ✌️ #thebeatles #tomorrowneverknows #claypoollennondelirium @seanonolennon @cl_delirium

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Alright, Mets and Giants...now it's your turn.

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"He looks like a cute Bill Burr! A CUTE Bill Burr!" - drunk married woman

I've officially peaked in my 40s 😂

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Summer is here (technically it isn't, but actually, yes it is) ☀️

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@ATRightMovies Alright, then Private Practice.

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The overuse of "bro" and "bruh" is an epidemic. Society should go back to saying "dude" like a true aristocrat.

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@MKBHD Nice! Still don't understand why some people argued against this feature.

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Makin' it a Blockbuster night 📼

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@MicrosoftEdge FUCK YOU for getting rid of the sidebar.

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Remember when we thought the $5 milkshake from Pulp Fiction was expensive? Those were the days.

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Okay, hear me out...Kids in the Hall, but it's Delaney Hall.

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A new era of PC.

69.420 80085.7734

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@Victor_Lucas Blade Runner

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@Dexerto Thanks. I hate it.

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Can't spell enshitification without A.I.

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And here I thought that Catskills was something you'd find on a veterinarian’s resume.