Mutugi Nkonge

Eating seeds as a pastime activity.

Data wrangler by night.

[Mutugi Nkonge @Mberiah]

One day I will walk into shots, drink off champagne from Sicily. https://t.co/z7fE0au1AK

[Jonathan Brown @Broonjunior]

Don’t see why “no fishing rod” is a big deal. A cat catching a fish with a fishing rod would be much more impressive.

[Luke Berry @LukeberryPi]

introducing: JDD

Jealousy Driven Development

[govi @kirtandopamine]

stop blaming GitHub

there are ~180M accounts pushing an ungodly amount of pure, industrial-grade slop every day,

just picture the combined storage + egress!!

the platform is carrying humanity’s collective unfinished side-projects.

show some respect

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

You couldn't have picked a worse boat, mukurweini people will cook again 😂

[Sahil @sahill_og]

can't push the code now, GitHub is down.

"Let's build our own GitHub"

[Ty @tyrus_]

Simply get Fing from the app stores > Select “Find Hidden” or use your front facing camera for any IR signatures and do a sweep for these devices. #infosec

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

John and Peter crossing Yemen on their way to heal a lame man in Jerusalem. ⚖️

[aLpeReN00s @alperen00s]

kafalarinin ici harbi bombos... beyin denilen seyin kirintisi bile yok

[Joshua Malidzo Nyawa @joshuamalidzo]

To the Puritans who wanted 'clean people',
Have you seen the role of Babu Owino in Linda Mwananchi ama bado mnataka kuishi in your own world?

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

We dodged a bullet

[Juju and Cleo @jujubeeandcleo]

I love Facebook marketplace

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[age҉nt 🄺 @reno_astaroth]

@TheRodged @NYCMayor Mamdani:

[LazooJ @Lazooj]

Word Bank's economic indicators!
1. Real GDP per capita.
2. Personal and consumer income
3. Employment / nonfarm payrolls and unemployment rate
4. Industrial production
5. Gross Domestic Product (GDP).

John Mbadi's economic indicator.
1. Number of Coca Cola bottles Kenyans drink.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Throwback to when Peter Munya alimaliza juice within the first 4 minutes of the interview 😂

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

we are a serious movement

[June 25th @Jasiri_Sierra]

Nani hajapewa uwongo yake asimame haraka... masaa inaisha.

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

Ruto’s mouthpiece amesema Term limits is limiting Ruto…. You get the gist!

[Kip Mimi @Kvaati]

August 11th 2027, Mkiambiwa na Ethekon that Sifuna has lost by 200,000 votes ndio mtajua hamjui.

Mko na "Holier than thou" approach. Enjoy your weekend.

[Waithira_Thuo @thuo_waithera]

We will never repay Omtata even in a thousand years. What a man!!