Shakes

I’m still thinking

[Shakes @Mbulelo____]

Enough is enough. Kelvin Momo >>> Kabza De Small.

[Vhasa 🍉🇧🇮 @JayFromVenda]

We're going to have to go back to visiting each other and drinking coke with biscuits like our parents used to do.

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

We know. That’s why we’re all pissed off that it’s there.

[Phakela🇿🇦Mthakathi @PhakelaMthakath]

God showed love to KwaZulu through this man, Mkhwanazi. Look at how those who claim to be innocent are being exposed in cases involving connections with criminals.

I said it before: anyone who opposes Mkhwanazi is a criminal.

30 June 2026 is the DEADLINE📍🇿🇦

[Kendall Rowan @kendallrowanx]

Proper World Cup content

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Ghosting a woman because she can’t afford her basic needs is self care.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Word of advice for women:

You’ll know what kind of husband your man will be based on how he’s acting as your boyfriend 😂

If he’s chasing skirts now, he won’t suddenly stop once he’s married. There’s no demon of promiscuity that just randomly possesses you at 50.

This is your trial run, take notes 😂

[👁️ @WolffHVLines]

Corrupt niggas who were scared of women in uni and they’re now settling the score.😭👍🏿

[Mr Sergio @samson_samsen]

You see proximity?

Yes, proximity. That's all it takes for your wife or girlfriend to do something contrary to your marital vows or promises. And vice versa.

While factors like status and looks compel attraction, proximity operationalises it. It sets it in motion.

In proximity, conversations happen. Gestures are made. Assistance is rendered. Compliments flow. Familiarity grows. And with this, what once existed as a mere inkling magnifies into feeling and desire.

This is why your girlfriend gets into the university and suddenly becomes "busy" all the time. She is crushing on someone, talking to someone with whom she now shares proximity.

Because attraction is not destiny. It is simply two people, in the same place, at the same time, finding each other sufficiently safe to risk vulnerability. Human beings are always looking to take that risk. Emotion merely supplies the excuse.

But what is the message in all of this?

The message is simple and straightforward: principles are easy when proximity is absent.

"I trust my woman."

"I don't check my woman's phone."

"She can have as many male friends as she likes."

These convictions are often made in the comfort of distance, before life introduces that co-worker, classmate, business partner, a neighbour, gym instructor, or the FRIENDLY superior at Work.

The real threat to a relationship is rarely attraction in isolation. Attraction is common. Proximity is what gives attraction the opportunity to negotiate with conscience.

This is why wise men do not merely manage feelings; they manage circumstances.

Because loyalty is easier maintained at a distance than it is tested in constant proximity.

Check that f*cking phone early enough. Tell her you see her conversation with a particular colleague and it's too personal. Look for the signs. And make your warnings early.

But then, I have said enough.

Good luck. Or, congratulations.

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

I respect a hoe who loves whole heartedly in every relationship

[Itumelanin @Itumelanin]

“Start a business.” ~ Government official who has never run anything but their mouth their entire working career.

[Shakes @Mbulelo____]

@Tlhogi_Mot @itsBigSexy_ In Africa

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

He’s dating Kim Kardashian, who has an estimated net worth of nearly $2 billion. He's worth nearly $500 million and lives in Monaco to avoid paying taxes in the UK.

Remarkable lack of self-awareness.

[Uncharted Operations @yourreallysoft]

Someone tell the brother his wife ran to follow another man.

[optimistic man @_Misandaa]

From groove they do the cutest little things. They’ll be crying cos they need to pee, then when you stop at a filling station, instead of going to the bathroom, they twerk and dance with the petrol attendants😭
You may make bad decisions in life, but you'll never regret hoes man.

[Shakes @Mbulelo____]

The game is so cold Bafethu, no joke.
Even wives want to be rich niggas side chicks. 😂

[Norma Kay @realnorma_kay]

This one is married and following the footballer as well😭

[Sheriff Lobo @tahoe7teen]

“People with REAL money never flaunt their wealth, only ghetto people do that” - Random broke people on Twitter

Meanwhile…

[alexei @alexeixbt]

how billionaires are gathering for the f1 weekend in monaco and you're talking about being realistic

[Shakes @Mbulelo____]

@Vhoyde Niggas are listening to imbongi on a piano beat. 🤣

[Shakes @Mbulelo____]

@ttfalor Sunday morning workouts are the best, you’re missing out.
Less people, more focus on your sets without anyone taking turns with you on machines.