McCall Cruse

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

@hilly10 haha sorry but it was probably his dream come true ;)

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

People who own cats are 30% less likely to suffer a heart attack.

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

I'm 100% sure if I didn't have kids I would happily be an animal hoarder. Kev doesn't kno what he's in for when they grow up😌

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

I love burritos. So much.

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

@Julia_Allyson sooo unbelievably true

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

@UberFacts sight your sources Uberfacts

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

“@WomensHumor: There should be a weight limit for spandex.” I think this is incredibly offensive and am ashamed I follow "womens" humor.

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

I want to self express

[Ashley Marshall @AshleyMarshal20]

“@SorryNotSoorry: i just want a motherfucking slurpee is that too much to ask for in life” @JordyLovesCats @McCallCruse

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

@JordyLovesCats I'd retweet that in a heartbeat if your settings weren't so hard core

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

Decision of the day- to eat my left over taco bell (will it get soggy in the microwave?) or wait till dinner?

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

@JordyLovesCats i cringed when i did, and it was typed. so don't be ACTIN like I'm some ratchet ass girl lol #imaloser

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

Being stuck in traffic on Linn Station road makes me want to CUT A BITCH. #roadrage

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

@JordyLovesCats 1. I aint creepin, im getting up to date on past tweets 2. of course i miss your dumb ass already!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In America, same-sex marriage is only legal in 9 states - But, it is legal to have sex with a horse in 23 states.

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

We would have the perviest book club ever. @JordyLovesCats

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

@JordyLovesCats @AshleyMarshal20 @BrianGGoodwin @uurik420 thanks so much for hangin last night! It was a blast for me!

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

@ksnyd20 Whenever you decide to show up to work lol its not that bigga deal but its still a surprise!

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

@ksnyd20 I have a surprise for you!

[McCall Cruse @McCallCruse]

@ksnyd20 yes, thats exactly what that means. because your exs can date and procreate it means you are a piece of shit #sarcasm