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Essential

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Who will win the World Cup?
A child who believes in a peaceful world.

[urn @McDonald_94]

@pyjamas_black One of my favourite aspects of the man - go onto the YouTube channel, sort his videos by ‘most popular’, and note that the top 15 or so by a huge margin are old videos of him in his cooking days. He can shout louder but he’ll never regain that D-List level of fame!

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Ludicrous moment in S1 E4 of LA-based crime drama Southland (2009), when this cop has to interrupt a Stevenage Borough home game from 1997/98 to tell a kid his mother has been killed

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"Oh, there's sugar all over the bar now!"

"That's not funny, Homer."

"Yeah, we were just joking around. But you had to take it too FAR!"

[urn @McDonald_94]

@Lloyd_Cole

[urn @McDonald_94]

@PopCrave @DaftLimmy

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridgr

[Sam Roberts 🖐🏻👍🏻 @SamRoberts_27]

Oasis tonight at the end of live forever

[Stride @SamStride93]

My stag so. Estonia. Random karaoke bar.

Bloke comes in and smashes Nessun Dorma note-for-note and leaves 🐐😮‍💨

Once in a lifetime.

[Mike & Vittorio’s Guide to Parenting @parentingboyz]

Russell Brand’s defence will sound something like this

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

This is kinda why he's the greatest of all time to me and a hero to so many. Went to Harvard, went through every prestigious institution just so he could do the dumbest most goofball stuff that personally makes him laugh on the largest stage. I love Conan

[wint @dril]

i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him

[Wigan Athletic @LaticsOfficial]

😎 Now everyone’s had their turn, it’s time for the real #Barclaysmen to stand up...

Wigan Athletic X Franz Ferdinand 🎵

#wafc 🔵⚪️

[Tom @TomL1ttle_]

Luis Garcia - Untouched

#Barclaysmen

[long since dead @1899INE]

The Barclays Video Archive:

[long since dead @1899INE]

Starz In Pompey Eyes