Mark McKinley

“F all of you, quite frankly” @gregcote

[Mark McKinley @McKinleyIA]

@AOC Fact check for your bike ride rant. You can download ChatGPT too…

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I love that Pakistan is offering to mediate peace between the US and Iran while they are in an open conflict Afghanistan.
That’s like having Hillary Clinton Chair the House Ethics Committee.

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Thank goodness! I was able to find the @SkySportsF1 broadcast of the Austrian GP and don’t have to suffer through the awful @AppleTV crew.
The ONLY way to listen to @F1 is:
@CroftyF1, @MBrundleF1, @tedkravitz, and @bernie_collins1

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Hearing @CAgovernor blame @realDonaldTrump for the price of gas in California hits my ear like a heroin addict blaming the needle for getting him high.

You live in a glass house, governor. You should sit this one out.
#EgoTrip

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“…It’s going to waste taxpayers dollars that should be spent making life better for the American people.” -@RepJeffries

Are we talking now or then? #CongressIsAJoke

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@meinekecarcare why is it taking so long to hear back from a district manager? Your customer service is nonexistent!

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@MaryellisBunn I wish that I could just say the customer service at #musemoficecream is awful, but it’s been nonexistent. No phone number to call and numerous emails unanswered! Shame!

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@LEGO_Group Love your products but your customer support on the website sucks! I need help with an order!

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@VivekGRamaswamy STOP TEXTING ME ABOUT YOUR CAMPAIGN! I have text STOP to all the ghost numbers you use. If I get another, I’m going to take legal action.

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@CroftyF1 Just watched the British GP and noticed that @BurtMylander went over off the track during the safety car for @KevinMagnussen. Did he get a warning for exceeding track limits?

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@WellsFargo your customer service is a joke! I got a credit card that I didn’t apply for, have been calling for over a week to cancel it, and NO ONE can help me? How have you not gone under yet?

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I was today-years-old when I discovered that calamine lotion comes in spray! It truly is the greatest time to be alive.

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@SonsOfLibertyGW @Drinkin_Bros Sploosh

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Why is my @TSA experience so different from airport to airport?

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@TimBrando Iowa City is NOT the capital of Iowa…it’s Des Moines. #2ndgrade #gohawks

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@POTUS What happened to, “We don’t negotiate with terrorists?” #46isajoke

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@Buck you forgot James T. Kirk (Riverside, IA)

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��A” for effort @amazon

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Classic feet entanglement! @ChrisCoteDLPA @LeBatardShow 

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@LeBatardShow not on Twitter much but it felt like the best place to share my new favorite quote. Thanks for the inspiration @gregcote!