mecoppersaurus

ME COPPERSAURUS. SLOWING DOWN YOUR INTERNETS SINCE 1990s. SWORN ENEMY OF @cityfibre @gigaclear

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

ME COPPERSAURUS MAKE TWITTER DEBUT. I STARZ IN NEW FILLUM!
MAN IN FILLUM SAY COPPERSAURUS SLOW. MEANZ BUT TRUEZ…

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING SPEED-SAPPING @EDITOR_TELECOMS

COPPERSAURUS TRY HIS BEST BUT TOUGH WORK BEING IN EVERY HOME IN THE COUNTRY

https://t.co/aLgBwjIO4d

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

COPPERSAURUS THOUGHT PEOPLE FORGOT ABOUT HIM

STOP REMINDING THEM @BROADBANDGENIE

https://t.co/16YC154KaR

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

RAWWWR COPPERSAURUS WILL HAVE BEST CHRISTMAS. @CITYFIBRE WAIT TIL NEW YEAR TO FIND OUT IF COPPERSAURUS DEAD OR NOT AFTER JUDICIAL REVIEW.

BUT COPPERSAURUS KNOW HE WILL LIVE ON

HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND MERRY NEW YEAR

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

COPPERSAURUS LIST OF ENEMIES KEEP GROWING. @OFCOM YOU WON’T GET RID OF ME THIS EASY

#BoostYourBroadband? PAH

https://t.co/NCEuCcXnIj

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

DAY 2 OF JUDICIAL REVIEW
BUT COPPERSAURUS AND @ASA_UK ARE BEST FRIENDS SO THEY WON’T MAKE COPPERSAURUS EXTINCT

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

COPPERSAURUS THINK @IANMURRAYMP SHOULD KEEP QUIET. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH OF THE COPPERSAURUS ROOOOOOAAARRRR

[Ian Murray MP @IanMurrayMP]

WATCH: The Government must make sure that when fibre broadband is advertised it is a full fibre service and not run on old copper networks.

Given Edinburgh is just about to become a 'fibre city' it is imperative that my constituents know exactly what they are purchasing.

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

DAY 1 OF @CITYFIBRE JUDICIAL REVIEW

COPPERSAURUS FATE WILL SOON BE ANNOUNCED

COPPER KING OF THE UK MAY BE NO MORE
PAH! SEE U IN COURT @CITYFIBRE!

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

REMEMBER WHEN COPPERSAURUS MET @DOMLITTLEWOOD THIS YEAR

GOOD GUY

BAD ADVICE

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

COPPERSAURUS SLOW UK DOWN EVERY DAY MWAHAHAHA

https://t.co/ovCDihK08e

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

LOOKS LIKE @CITYFIBRE ARE REALLY ANGRY NOW

JUDICIAL REVIEW THIS WEEK

COPPERSAURUS NOT SCARED, COPPERSAURUS TERRIFIED

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

BUZZZZZZ COPPERSAURUS WANT TO MEET @WaspsRugby TODAY @RicohArena BUT WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH @CITYFIBRE INSTEAD 🙄

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

COPPERSAURUS COMING TO COVENTRY THIS WEEK ON MY OWN UK TOUR. COME MEET COPPERSAURUS AT @RicohArena ON FRIDAY RAWWRRR

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

10 SIGNATURES AWAY FROM BEING THE MOST HATED DINO IN THE UK

COPPERSAURUS ALMOST EXTINCT?

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

COPPERSAURUS CHECK WEBSITE THIS MORNING AND GET FRIGHT

50 SIGNATURES AWAY FROM 5,000

MAYBE COPPERSAURUS TIME ALMOST OVER….

https://t.co/rVUWpp9FKR

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

ABERDEEN COPPERSAURUS NEW FAVOURITE CITY

WANT TO STAY HERE FOREVER

COME VIST COPPERSAURUS TODAY NEW FRIENDS @BONACCORDCENTRE

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

COPPERSAURUS WILL TURN GRANITE CITY INTO COPPER CITY MWAHAHAHA

COPPERSAURUS WANTS TO MAKE LOTS OF FRIENDS IN ABERDEEN @UnionSqAberdeen

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

COPPERSAURUS IN GLASGOW.

CHECKLIST OF THINGS TO DO…
-WEAR CONE ON HEAD ✅
-GO TO @shopsilverburn ✅
-SLOW DOWN INTERNET ✅

[CityFibre @CityFibre]

The Coppersaurus has popped up again in Glasgow, he's at the .@shopsilverburn centre today if anyone wants to say hello! #fibre #dinosaur #coppersaurus https://t.co/EiWW3aXB9V

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

WHATS COPPERSAURUS FAVOURITE BOOK?

THE-SAURUS

[mecoppersaurus @mecoppersaurus]

NOT WORRIED.
NOT WORRIED...
NOT WORRIED....

*looks at numbers*

OKAY, COPPERSAURUS WORRIED NOW!!!

[CityFibre @CityFibre]

@WorkingtonFibre @mecoppersaurus Hi! Over 4,000 have signed now... we think the @mecoppersaurus is starting to get a little bit worried!