Captain Marvelous

Never thought I'd see the day when Americans would elect a man who simulated a sex act with a microphone.

[Captain Marvelous @Me_Marvelously]

@stephycha When I was 19, a nice 37-year-old man invited me on a racquetball date. In conversation, I mentioned my age. He looked shocked, packed up the gear, and took me home. I never heard from him again. I was a semi-grown woman, but too young for him.

Real men don't date children.

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@BrianIsRowdy @RealeNikki @volkava85 @designmom Tragic.

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@BrianIsRowdy @RealeNikki @volkava85 @designmom Why don't you tell us? Give us the FACTS and stats.

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@MikeSington Just wondering: Did Donnie Dumbazz bring this up because he's at The Villages, where he believes The Village People live?

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@Jesse_Leg @daveweigel @realDailyWire "Islamoleftism"? You expect MAGA to be able to pronounce that? 😂

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@bryanbehar @morgfair In addition, he doesn't understand that he had to take the test THREE TIMES because the first two times indicated a problem.

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@riggs_sp37588 @Acyn

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@QueenRMade1 Good question.😅

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@realTuckFrumper It's not an administration. It's a criminal organization.

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@iinfiniti_ @marceelias It'd lend credence to your seemingly unhinged post if you provided examples of any of your accusations.

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@Ephesians2_428 @RepSaraJacobs Whiskey Pete could have just said, "Yes," and stared at the Congresswoman. All the smirking, laughing, yelling, and Biden blaming could only mean that the answer is "No."

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@jtwfla @Ephesians2_428 @RepSaraJacobs It's not quite midnight here in Texas, but I'm calling this the post of the (new) day.🏆 Job done well.

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@propublica @morgfair Health care for profit is immoral.

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@Angry_Staffer @KJ112968008 Kegsbreath shouldn't be in charge of a middle-school laser tag game. Unreal that he's over the entire U.S. military.

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Apparently, someone told @PeteHegseth a.k.a. Whiskey Pete that smirking, being hyper adamant, and blaming Democrats is a winning combination.

That guy shouldn't be in charge of a laser tag game, forget about the U.S. military.

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@StateDept Bad news: Every time you show your passport, you'll see Donnie Dumbazz.

Good news: His picture is horrendous. Is the State Department trolling him?😅

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@Steve_C66 @StateDept Holy crap did this bring the MAGAts out.

Sad, fucking Trumptards.

Mine's not out for renewal, I'm just glad I definitely won't get one.

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@rawsalerts Thank goodness it's a limited edition. We should also be able to opt out. Otherwise, anyone who needs a new or renewed passport can wait until this foolishness is over, if possible.

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@mehdirhasan There should be a way to opt out of this jackazzery. No way I'd want to look at that idiot's mug every time I have to show my passport.

What an insecure, narcissistic tyrant he is.

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@RandyEBarnett How long have you had that one in the holster? Finally got a chance to use it.

If your mom hadn't had a son, he wouldn't be able to make a fool of himself on social media.

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@covie_93 More proof that Donnie Dumbazz lies every day, about everything.