middle names are so funny. itβs like ok what if we gave this baby a second worse name thatβs a little bit of a secret ?? and it kind of has to be marie
i hate how many ways that i donβt fully understand gen z has developed to spot millennials from 10,000 yards away. youll say something innocent like βi went to the mallβ and a teen in ripped jeans will burst through your window yelling βwas harry potter there, you cheugy fuckβ
i mean itβs imitation crab. itβs whitefish and starch. did you think it grew on trees. did you think there was a special type of crab called an imitation crab that they killed for crab sticks
The thing about romanticizing sitcom friend group hangouts (Ericβs basement, Central Perk) is that they donβt exist anymore. The epicenter of friendship is no longer physical, itβs in your groupchat called βcunty little babies πΆπΌβ or something like that